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So glad you picked the Richard Burton version, rather than poor tone-deaf Richard Harris...
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It was a while before the trick of "talking on key" was demonstrated (by Rex Harrison in "My Fir Lady"). Had Harris managed that it might have been a little less 'wrong'. Both were truly great actors; to me, Burton was the Voice!
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