Old 01-11-2013, 11:28 AM   #36901
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When she dances, her shoulders, they vibrate,
And when she's singing, you see that she can't."

(from Kretchma, a song about a Russian Cafe in NY)
One of my local Indian Restaurants has Russian dancers once a month (and Turkish Belly Dancers, Elvis impersonator, Abba clones etc.).

If only the entertainment was good enough to detract from the dreadful food. But it isn't.

When we used to have foreign students on exchange visits we had a 'French boy from Montmartre' - but he wasn't French. He was the son of a Bulgarian song and dance duo who were performing as Russians.
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:30 AM   #36902
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But you knew that...
THat's right, Og...Didn't you pose for Blake?

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Dost thou know
Who made thee?

Maybe Ganz Bros.?
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Morning, Michael.
Late good afternoon steve...you always look that good in the morning??

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"Save water on Great Keppel Island: Shower with a friend" (slogan on a Tshirt I bought on that Great Barrier Reef resort island way back - in the 80's )
I look this good all the time, Michael...

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Not sure
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Janet Leigh?? (maybe I have it.you mean the shower scene in Psycho?)

...anyway first thing I thought of was something I heard lately. There's this Aussie sportsman - cricketer or footballer, dunno which) Jackson Bird - anyway his team mates call him'Janet' - get it? Michael Jackson's sister - a bird...from the Jackson family...
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...anyway first thing I thought of was something I heard lately. There's this Aussie sportsman - cricketer or footballer, dunno which) Jackson Bird - anyway his team mates call him'Janet' - get it? Michael Jackson's sister - a bird...from the Jackson family...
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that's an overstatement or is it a tautology?
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that's an overstatement or is it a tautology?
I didn't know they had tautogs in Australia, mate; I used to fish for them in the Atlantic. Great fight - they kept you going in circles until you landed them.

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The Old Man and The Sea..was that about you Tio? (ducks the stinking bait being flung)
I've been known to take my stiff beyond the lights of the shore, Michael. Oh, sorry. I meant skiff.
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I've been known to take my stiff beyond the lights of the shore, Michael. Oh, sorry. I meant skiff.
Freudian slip Tio? C'mon tell the truth...out in a boat beyond the breakers, ostensibly fishing - holding a pole at least..and with your binoculars trained on the lit windows of houses on the shore.. hoping for a sight..kinda like the patience required for fishing.
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Freudian slip Tio? C'mon tell the truth...out in a boat beyond the breakers, ostensibly fishing - holding a pole at least..and with your binoculars trained on the lit windows of houses on the shore.. hoping for a sight..kinda like the patience required for fishing.
Yeah, I've got to look for a new girl. The one I was seeing bought venetian blinds.

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Is there a Bumper Book of Republic of China Humour?
I doubt it. Chinese have little sense of humor. Or maybe 'weird' better describes it.
Man, at the circus they laugh if the highwire walker falls and hurts him/her self.
Seen it with my own eyes.
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