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Really hot. Now the though part, find a willing partner!
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After 20minutes of him solidly chimney sweeping her vagina, droplets of sweat spangled his forehead. She wanted him to continue, he had to phone in a friend!
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Not at all. On another site, I run a group on strap-on sex. The group is overflowing with inexperienced men, just begging for a woman to fulfill their fantasies. The problems:
- these men for the most part are just looking for a kink dispenser. Most of the women, on the other hand are looking for a full human being, not just a pair of buttocks with a hole in between. They want someone they can know, and trust, and maybe even (perish the thought!) like!
- most of these men's fantasies are derived directly from femdom porn. Real life sex of any kind, let alone pegging, rarely looks like it does in porn.
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Interesting comment liqueur, where are you hiding these women? Lord knows, younger, I searched and searched!
You do make a good point, reality does not always measure up to the fantasy.
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Random sexual though ... at the park
When my kids where toddlers I use to bring them to the park after lunch and leave before nap time.
I always wondered what other parents did during nap time.
When my kids where toddlers I use to bring them to the park after lunch and leave before nap time.
I always wondered what other parents did during nap time.
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Waiting for delivery of my new penis vacuum pump.....
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When I was younger the wind blowing on my dick was enough to get me hard. Today, the wind no longer produces erections in me but it does make me so horny.
When I was younger the wind blowing on my dick was enough to get me hard. Today, the wind no longer produces erections in me but it does make me so horny.
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I would love to watch him coming over my wife’s face.
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Random sexual thoughts...of a distant past
It was, as usual, great to see you at the park again. I did notice you went from wearing shorts and sneakers to mini skirts and scandals, like I recommend you to do.
Thank you for opening your legs and letting me observe that your carpet does match the curtains.
It was, as usual, great to see you at the park again. I did notice you went from wearing shorts and sneakers to mini skirts and scandals, like I recommend you to do.
Thank you for opening your legs and letting me observe that your carpet does match the curtains.
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Oh really! Do tell us some more.
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I've seen her 3 mornings in a row, just a person in the crowds walking to or from who knows where. The most gorgeous legs and she dresses to mid-thigh. I bet she cums beautifully. Brightens my morning.
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Are clouds feminine? If not, why does it rain when they have sex?
Are clouds feminine? If not, why does it rain when they have sex?
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I often dine alone in nice restaurants among couples enjoying the traditional preliminaries prior to a night spent frolicking together.
I got invited by a couple to join them for dessert elsewhere; I had no idea it included watching them having sex.
Yum!
I got invited by a couple to join them for dessert elsewhere; I had no idea it included watching them having sex.
Yum!
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I can’t help you with a good deal. But, think of where they will end up; in the words of Bruno Mars, “Versace on the floor.”
He is really saying, “Babe, you don’t need any frills, you are beautiful naked!”
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I choose to eat a candy bar I assumed was a milky way. it turned out to be a three musketeer bar. Angela sneered at me and paid for the other uneaten one.
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Random Sexual thought .. Sleep overs mini story
My sister is sandwiched between my older brother and I. Since my brother is the older one, and both of our first name start with a D, everyone calls us either "big D" or "little D". All 3 of us are about 2years apart.
My sister either has girlfriend over for sleepover or is out for one.
One night, my door opened I was about to say something when the evening shadow shushed me claiming I would wake up my parents. I immediately recognized the voice as Stacey, my sister's girlfriend.
She kissed me and immediately started caressing my dick which hardened instantaneously. She removed her big T-shirt, the only thing she was wearing and sat on me carefully guiding my dick in her pussy.
She sat there, grinding and bopping making muffled noises until she came. she then asked me, "did you come?"
I simply replied, "no."
She then moved down and took my dick in her mouth, I couldn't help myself as my hips instinctively fucked her mouth. In almost no time, I came in her mouth, she swallowed everything.
She put her T-Shirt back on and said, "bye big D."
I said, "it's little D!"
I heard a "FUCK" in the hallway as she made her way to my sister's room.
Funny how all of the girls that slept over, with the exception of the butch redhead, have older brothers.
I think my sister and her friends are all sluts!
Yay for me!
My sister is sandwiched between my older brother and I. Since my brother is the older one, and both of our first name start with a D, everyone calls us either "big D" or "little D". All 3 of us are about 2years apart.
My sister either has girlfriend over for sleepover or is out for one.
One night, my door opened I was about to say something when the evening shadow shushed me claiming I would wake up my parents. I immediately recognized the voice as Stacey, my sister's girlfriend.
She kissed me and immediately started caressing my dick which hardened instantaneously. She removed her big T-shirt, the only thing she was wearing and sat on me carefully guiding my dick in her pussy.
She sat there, grinding and bopping making muffled noises until she came. she then asked me, "did you come?"
I simply replied, "no."
She then moved down and took my dick in her mouth, I couldn't help myself as my hips instinctively fucked her mouth. In almost no time, I came in her mouth, she swallowed everything.
She put her T-Shirt back on and said, "bye big D."
I said, "it's little D!"
I heard a "FUCK" in the hallway as she made her way to my sister's room.
Funny how all of the girls that slept over, with the exception of the butch redhead, have older brothers.
I think my sister and her friends are all sluts!
Yay for me!
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Seniority has it's perks.
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Random sexual thought...
Mrs. Weather on TV says It’s going to be a scorching week. Hopefully, on the streets, people will be wearing less!
Mrs. Weather on TV says It’s going to be a scorching week. Hopefully, on the streets, people will be wearing less!
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Random sexual thought...summer
When I was A student I could not afford air conditioning, so I slept with the windows open. My tiny apartment’s windows had a view of my other neighbour’s windows. Judging my the soft and muffled moans, many of them enjoyed the evening breeze; some even kept their night lights on showing beautiful shapes enjoying each other.
When I was A student I could not afford air conditioning, so I slept with the windows open. My tiny apartment’s windows had a view of my other neighbour’s windows. Judging my the soft and muffled moans, many of them enjoyed the evening breeze; some even kept their night lights on showing beautiful shapes enjoying each other.
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Saw her again this morning. A half-glance, maybe that smile was aimed at me? I hope so, anyway....
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The future belong to the bold, go ahead, say “hello, is it me you are looking for?”
Lol, that was Lionel Ritchie!
