looking for a new pet

Jim a well respected man in the community just lost his pet she had to move back east for family he runs a anonymousad in the personals section of the local paper stating that he is looking for a new pet all applications must include a detailed description of your self, a photo and a short letter telling about sexual exp. Once i have chosen the one i like i will contact you via phone call and we will proceed may be interested in more that one pet and trust me you will not be unsatisfied or un compensate i look forward to hearing from you