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I need to start completely tiring myself out before I go to bed. Otherwise I just lay here and think about you.
It will be if I beat you.
It's 11.47pm and I just realised I haven't eaten since lunch yesterday.
It's now 1am, and I am getting very sleepy. So I'll just wait and go out for breakfast. I feel like an english muffin with raspberry jam. Yumm... why did I start thinking about food at this hour. Thanks Vibes!
Sometimes it doesn't matter how tired you are. Because then she can show up in your dreams.
I could so easily go right back to sleep. If only.
I was approached by a producer today who wanted to make a movie about my penis. Talking about its journey through life. His adventures. A cockumentary, if you will.
They're already talking if making a spoof of it... A mocucockumentary.
I'm ten years old.
Bro, you know I prefer my hot relatives unconscious.
Did mum spike your dinner again? That bitch.