Lord Pmann
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I operate under the assumption that everyone wants to see my anal gaping pics. Is there any other way to operate?
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Disembodied cock pics are a dime a dozen. You're thinking outside the box, so to speak, and I like that.I operate under the assumption that everyone wants to see my anal gaping pics. Is there any other way to operate?
Disembodied cock pics are a dime a dozen. You're thinking outside the box, so to speak, and I like that.
This thread is heartless. If you get a PM you're supposed to say thankyou, especially if the person took the time to include a naked picture or something.
You girls are so damned lucky.
This thread is heartless. If you get a PM you're supposed to say thankyou, especially if the person took the time to include a naked picture or something.
*sigh* Yes, I know. I'm lucky that some man I don't know wants me to know and see that he has a hard dick.
I'm glad you finally see it that way. But as I said, I'm more of an anal gaping man. Or a fisting pic man at best.
Asshat: Do you enjoy ... Watching a man masturbate on his webcam?
I operate under the assumption that everyone wants to see my anal gaping pics. Is there any other way to operate?
That guy must've been very busy recently. I got the same PM. Is it wrong that I was so tempted to reply, "Yes, actually, I do. Almost as much as I enjoy a bad case of diarrhea."
I said I was tempted. As tempting as the idea was, I just deleted. Damn the missed opportunities.
Save that comeback for pmann.
Pmann, I'm actually kinda curious to see what a stick man's gaping anus looks like.
This is as good as I've got.
This is as good as I've got.
That guy must've been very busy recently. I got the same PM. Is it wrong that I was so tempted to reply, "Yes, actually, I do. Almost as much as I enjoy a bad case of diarrhea."
I said I was tempted. As tempting as the idea was, I just deleted. Damn the missed opportunities.
Ofcourse we should be
Is that a rectal prolapse or the newest entry in the "My Cock is so Big. . ." thread?
thanks as ever to the brightest light in the how to community sweeterika for the inspiration:
so here's the idea. a large number of lit users--esp the women, but not exclusively--get unsolicited private messages from other lit users that are just plain lame. they're often unsolicited come ons from people who are obviously just copying & pasting the same text into PMs they apparently send to everyone who ever posts.
so the request is simple: copy & paste the text of stupid/putrid/whatever unsolicited PMs you've gotten in this thread.
now, a thread like this exists in the BDSM cafe. because that thread's been around for a while and the BDSM/HT crossover appears to be fairly high, respecting the same rules seems only fair:
please do:
protect and respect the sender's right to anonymity
please do not:
provide real names.
provide nicknames/account names/IDs/screen names ... whichever you choose to call them.
provide any personal and/or identifiable information such as email addresses, phone numbers, addresses etc.
provide a picture of the person who sent you the email or PM .. unless you can prove to manu or laurel or any other admin or mod who requests said proof from you.
do anything else on this thread that is against the "terms of service" (TOS) you agreed to when you registered for an account at literotica.
everyone ready? let's go!
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I see what you do. You mention words that I don't know what they mean. Like "partial birthing". Or "rectal prolapse". You know I have to look them up. You are one mean person Eilan. Cruel. I'll see how long I can avoid curiosity.
Go for it, Stickman. I double dog dare ya. Google "rectal prolapse" images.