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She thought about trimming her muff
Her scissors just weren't sharp enough
So out came the sickle
 
She thought about trimming her muff
Her scissors just weren't sharp enough
So out came the sickle
Cos those coarse hairs prickle
 
She thought about trimming her muff
Her scissors just weren't sharp enough
So out came the sickle
Cos those coarse hairs prickle
She resolved to be smooth, soon enough!
 
:D:D

...or a slight edit to use a different 'end' word than line two...

She thought about trimming her muff
Her scissors just weren't sharp enough
So out came the sickle
Cos those coarse hairs prickle
She resolved to be smooth, and not rough!
 
Her panties were frilly and pink
But it should be noted they stink:eek:
 
Her panties were frilly and pink
But it should be noted they stink:eek:
There's cum stains galore
 
Her panties were frilly and pink
But it should be noted they stink:eek:
There's cum stains galore
Never washed them before
 
Her panties were frilly and pink
But it should be noted they stink
There's cum stains galore
Never washed them before
How old are they? I dread to think!:eek:
 
Her fissure has been well explored
Ex-lovers, this girl has a horde
All manner of cocks
 
Her fissure has been well explored
Ex-lovers, this girl has a horde
All manner of cocks
Have plundered her box
 
Her fissure has been well explored
Ex-lovers, this girl has a horde
All manner of cocks
Have plundered her box
At a rate she can hardly afford
 
Her fissure has been well explored
Ex-lovers, this girl has a horde
All manner of cocks
Have plundered her box
At a rate she can hardly afford

you guys/gals are good 😊

Her cunt received its daily max
 
Her cunt received its daily max
A bubble bath helped her relax
The waters can soothe
The walls of her booth
 
Her cunt received its daily max
A bubble bath helped her relax
The waters can soothe
The walls of her booth
And the soap will rinse out her cracks :)
 
Refreshed, she returned to the fray
Announcing "I'm ready to play!"
The men stood in line
 
Refreshed, she returned to the fray
Announcing "I'm ready to play!"
The men stood in line
From five inch to nine
 
Refreshed, she returned to the fray
Announcing "I'm ready to play!"
The men stood in line
From five inch to nine
'Twas much more exciting that way. ;)
 
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