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Sex on the beach in public view
Is quite gritty, but still fun to do
Try half in the sea
 
Sex on the beach in public view
Is quite gritty, but still fun to do
Try half in the sea
You know, where we pee
 
Sex on the beach in public view
Is quite gritty, but still fun to do
Try half in the sea
You know, where we pee
The waves will rinse off sand and goo :)
 
When horny my balls often ache
While my pussy creates a lake.
Instead of dating
 
When horny my balls often ache
While my pussy creates a lake.
Instead of dating
Try masturbating
 
When horny my balls often ache
While my pussy creates a lake.
Instead of dating
Try masturbating
But while I watch for heaven's sake!
 
Fabulous :)

When four lips meet the sparks will fly
Mouth on cunt is the reason why
 
When four lips meet the sparks will fly
Mouth on cunt is the reason why
Inhaling her scent
 
When four lips meet the sparks will fly
Mouth on cunt is the reason why
Inhaling her scent
Down deep his tongue went
 
When four lips meet the sparks will fly
Mouth on cunt is the reason why
Inhaling her scent
Down deep his tongue went
'Til she squirted in his left eye :eek:
 
When four lips meet the sparks will fly
Mouth on cunt is the reason why
Inhaling her scent
Down deep his tongue went
La petite mort, but she won't die
 
Her fingernails raked through his hair
As he licked her and kissed her just there...
That spot on her neck
 
Her fingernails raked through his hair
As he licked her and kissed her just there...
That spot on her neck
That makes her a wreck
 
Her fingernails raked through his hair
As he licked her and kissed her just there...
That spot on her neck
That makes her a wreck
And makes her bend over the chair... :devil:
 
"Take me fast and hard!!", she pleaded
Ovulation must be seeded
This wasn't his plan
 
"Take me fast and hard!!", she pleaded
Ovulation must be seeded
This wasn't his plan
Thought the one-ball man
 
"Take me fast and hard!!", she pleaded
Ovulation must be seeded
This wasn't his plan
Thought the one-ball man
Some condoms would surely be needed. :eek:
 
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