How do I make her squirt?

Garnate said:

I'd say that since he's a proper English gentleman that the two of you are on pretty even grounds. I'm getting Lit married to him. It'll be Litbeautiful, I'm sure. Although he has a problem with strippers so I'm not sure how much I can trust him.

I've had Guinness and just can't. The closest I can get to drinking it down is in a black 'n tan.

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Felix_Jones said:

If you had a problem with strippers then we vould never be. My brief relationship with the coke-dealing varety was stupendous. Don't judge. I like the English because we use the language in the same, although I have much harder time understanding them than Americans. And they spawned Orwell, I mean, really.

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Garnate said:

I'd say that since he's a proper English gentleman that the two of you are on pretty even grounds. I'm getting Lit married to him. It'll be Litbeautiful, I'm sure. Although he has a problem with strippers so I'm not sure how much I can trust him.

I've had Guinness and just can't. The closest I can get to drinking it down is in a black 'n tan.

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Garnate said:

You seem snooty. I have no problems with this.

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Felix_Jones said:

Why is my penis engorged?

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Garnate said:

As your fake therapist I suggest you wail on it until the swelling goes down. That'll teach it.

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tedsbeds said:

Rusty Nail or anything with Glenfidich or Bushmills.

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Felix_Jones said:

Okay. An ex-girlfriend taught to swallow the mess when I'm done.

That combined with your "therapy" has convined me that I came to the right place.

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Garnate said:

I think I'll start an HT Café thread offering my services to the masses. I feel like we've made a lot of sexy progress here today.

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Garnate said:

^^This dude (?) gets it.

And yet I still feel I should be getting a refund. How odd.

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