jasonmason
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Wants to form a cult that worships Sandra Bullock as a living god.
He stole that cigar from Bill Clinton.
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Wants to form a cult that worships Sandra Bullock as a living god.
He stole that cigar from Bill Clinton.
Eclipsed by the moon.
Loves bean bag seats from the 70s.
Is afraid of deviled eggs. Thinks they are evil!
Cute as this kitten is, she has Wolverine claws....beware!
Her doorbell sings the Star Wars theme song
Yikes!
Likes to dress as a ghost and frighten people.
When a person irritates her she literally tries to cough up hairballs on them.
Has never eaten pizza.
Walks around in 6 inch heels and refuses to wear any other type of footwear.
Likes to talk to vegetables and fruits. Tells them things that probably shouldn't be said in mixed company.
Spends extra special time picking out cucumbers.
Barks at the moon.
Hangs out in the second story window and tosses candy corn at people that walk by at night.
He honestly believes he's an alien occupying a human host body.
Can burp the entirety of Eminem's Real Slim Shady.
Scares people when shopping because he squawks if they get to close.
Uses the Marvin voice in real life...his foreplay tactic.
Throws tennis balls over the fence at dog parks to see haw many dogs run to chase them.
Tried to teach cats dog tricks. His goal as a cat whisperer ended miserably.
Dances with pigeons