janeyl
sensual hedonist
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- Jan 2, 2008
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on it, boss.
good boy...
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on it, boss.
good boy...
say it that way again. it makes me shiver.
Mint sauce
You both appear to have caught something.....nasty....from this thread. Rollplayitis. <gasp>
I know!! annoying ain't it!! *jumps up and down clapping hands* lol...*rolls on the floor laughing* at least I didn't get the barrel of syphilis from the other one...*giggles*...You're *rolling your eyes now*...flipster would fucking*kick the shit out of me*...shall I stop now?
I think I just vommed in my own mouth.
hong kong.
MOVING DAY!!!!
Last ship has sank - time to either weigh this one down or steer it onto the rocks too
You could have picked a better day babe. Pickfords don't work on a Sunday so I'll have to drag every bit of our furniture into here instead! All the other people can shift their own stuff, I'm not Iron Man!
Right, where d'ya want the vibrating loveseat?
You could have picked a better day babe. Pickfords don't work on a Sunday so I'll have to drag every bit of our furniture into here instead! All the other people can shift their own stuff, I'm not Iron Man!
Right, where d'ya want the vibrating loveseat?
I thought we were buying new???
I left it all behind - including the sex-swing for Masher (if he ever returns i'll buy him a new one)
I've got a lovely chaise-long being delivered from Barker and Stonehouse - you want the Argos catalogue??
Oh were we? Bugger, I wish I'd have known... I wouldn't have been poked multiple times by the 12" dildo that you screwed to said loveseat.
*Sets the damn thing on fire.*
Right, who had the sex catalogue last? We need plenty of WD40 too because if Masher does come back, I don't want to be kept awake by him making the thing squeak all night.
I do believe that wasn't MY dildo there - it got put in whilst I was away. Gave me one hell of a shock when I sat down without looking
Strange did. But you'll probably want a new one anyways - I think he got a bit carried away and the pages may be erm...stuck together?
Argos? Fucking Argos?! Cheeky bint. I'll have you know that I have a Ponsfords catalogue here.
I'm not that common y'know. *mumbles* Fuckin' Argos.
Errrr..... Morning everyone