Old 02-20-2018, 02:51 PM   #101
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Drain the Swamp!

Were Alligators Ever Kept as White House Pets?

John Quincy Adams and Herbert Hoover had alligators.

Donald Tromp does not like animals, and vice-versa.

How can he drain a swamp without gators to evict?
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Old 02-20-2018, 03:00 PM   #102
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I heard it suggested that this was a false-flag op, that the site was setup with a perv to discredit Trompniks -- as though any deception is needed.

But this suggests a whole batch of affinity groups:

CHILD MOLESTERS FOR TROMP!
PIG-FUCKERS FOR TROMP!
QUEER NAZI PINHEADS FOR TROMP!
LOTTERY LOSERS FOR TROMP!
ESCAPED AXE-MURDERERS FOR TROMP!
PAROLED PIMPS FOR TROMP!

Take it from there.
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Were Alligators Ever Kept as White House Pets?

John Quincy Adams and Herbert Hoover had alligators.

Donald Tromp does not like animals, and vice-versa.

How can he drain a swamp without gators to evict?
There are no dogs or cats in the White House, and the mice and roaches have moved in.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42200203
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Old 02-20-2018, 04:23 PM   #104
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CNN had a flow chart to explain all the scandals that need to be addressed by Sarah Sanders today.
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Old 02-20-2018, 08:35 PM   #105
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CNN had a flow chart to explain all the scandals that need to be addressed by Sarah Sanders today.
What, no link?
You gonna make us work for it?
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Old 02-20-2018, 09:53 PM   #106
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What, no link?
You gonna make us work for it?
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Old 02-20-2018, 10:15 PM   #107
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Executive producer reveals Dana Loesch begged to star in sitcom as ‘hot young mom who does far-right radio’



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400 kilos of cocaine discovered in Russian embassy in Argentina

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Patricia Bullrich told a press conference that the drugs discovered in an annex of the embassy had a street value of around 50 million euros (about $62 million).

“A gang of narco-criminals was trying to use the diplomatic courier service of the Russian embassy” to ship the drugs to Europe, she said.

She told reporters that Russian and Argentine police had decided to mount a sting operation after the Russian ambassador informed them of the drugs find in December 2016.

“The cocaine was replaced by flour and monitoring devices were placed to monitor delivery” of the 16 bags of the drug, Bullrich said. She said the sting had resulted in the arrest of five suspects — two in Argentina and three in Russia.
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Vape pen explosion pierces Florida man's cranium killing him

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Tallmadge D'Elia also suffered burns over 80% of his body in a fire on 5 May caused by the exploding e-cigarette, according to forensic officials.

The 38-year-old's body was discovered by firefighters in the fiery bedroom of his family home in the beach resort of St Petersburg, Florida.

It is believed to be the first US death from a vape pen explosion.

The television producer's death has been ruled an accident.
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In 2015, an e-cigarette exploded in the face of a 29-year-old Colorado man, breaking his neck and shattering his teeth.

A fire in January this year at Denver International Airport was blamed on a vape pen's lithium ion battery.
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A ranger taking guests on a safari drive at the Sibuya game reserve in the Eastern Cape on Tuesday afternoon discovered human remains near a pride of lions.

“We suspect two were killed, possibly three,” Sibuya’s owner, Nick Fox, said.
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An axe and three pairs of shoes and gloves were found later when police and an anti-poaching unit arrived. The lions had been heard making a commotion in the early hours of Monday.

“We thought they must have been rhino poachers but the axe confirmed it,” Fox said. “They use the rifle to shoot the animal and the axe to remove the horn.”
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