MagicaPractica
Alchemist
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2004
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Maybe you’re just schtupping him in the wrong office.
It makes a difference which room we do it in?
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Maybe you’re just schtupping him in the wrong office.
Can’t we just do it in the bedroom like normal people?
But baby, the fangs shove so much deeper when dining on the nobles!
C'est un beau feu de camp, citoyen!
Trash the marshmallows, please.
Hey now, they've never been my favorite either but some people do like them and the occasional campy one can be tasty.
Walking on the wild side now and again and again and again?
I just can't get enough. So blow me.
That seems a more effective and economical approach than lawyers in drag who want to screw you, and not well.
They're so deceptive in those cheap suits.
True story: I usually like a tall, bearded redneck and the asshole of an old pothead.
In gold lamé or in sequins?
I just like the segues to scenes in comedy shows.
You were expecting something singularly different, Moriarty?
I had no idea you would turn out to have such a good Zuckerstange, Mr. Holmes.
My nickname isn't "the Wad". Do you know why?.
No, I don’t know why you have a boner.
It happens around 4:44 every morning. Do something about it, don't just roll over and go back to sleep.
Don't poke me with that thing again; I've sworn off it.
It's such a tragedy when a “bad” girl questions her choices. She should be able to find pleasure wherever she desires it.
Though the thought of pawing off a man’s dick, I must say, may call for some serious self-reflection.
Are we talking a novel approach to amputation here or some contradictory approach to masturbation that involves another creature?
Neither. I’m just fawning over myself in the normal, conventional way.
I guess self-adulation has become far too normal in recent years.
But I can honestly say the only genies I’ve ever rubbed against a person will have been my owner's.