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Old 11-15-2013, 06:52 AM   #1
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Chuck Norris de-throned?

Putin is now officially tougher than Chuck Norris, according to The Register.

I'm not so sure though. Ok, Putin does share his first name with Count Dracula and he can also lead a horse to water and make it drink. However he probably does it by threatening the poor animal with a year in a Sibirian gulag, which is cheating.

So I'm not replacing my Chuck Norris shirts with Putin apparel just yet...
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Old 11-15-2013, 08:01 AM   #2
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Obviously you people have never heard of the great Rajni saar. He's so awesome he has a God like status. People pour coconut milk offerings on his cutouts.


And all those Chuck Norris jokes are actually Rajnikanth jokes recycled.
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Obviously you people have never heard of the great Rajni saar. He's so awesome he has a God like status. People pour coconut milk offerings on his cutouts.
Actually I did watch and liked Enthiran - I must admit that his cool is above average.

But c'mon - Chuck Norris fought Bruce friggin Lee! Ok - he lost the match, but he wasn't fully grown at the time. He didn't have his beard yet...
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Old 11-15-2013, 08:37 AM   #5
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I thought this was going to be another WQ thread.
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Old 11-15-2013, 08:40 AM   #6
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Old 11-15-2013, 08:41 AM   #7
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Putin is now officially tougher than Chuck Norris, according to The Register.

I'm not so sure though. Ok, Putin does share his first name with Count Dracula and he can also lead a horse to water and make it drink. However he probably does it by threatening the poor animal with a year in a Sibirian gulag, which is cheating.

So I'm not replacing my Chuck Norris shirts with Putin apparel just yet...
Its bull, you are not just awarded a 9th degree without a lot of testing and evaluation.

This is a publicity stunt.

We know Norris was trained by Bruce Lee and others, so we know he is legitimate.

Putin judo belt is valid. but a 9th degree would take 20 years+ of intensive training.
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