Old 06-14-2013, 09:30 PM   #87826
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the mistake i made when i bought a jar of pickles from that gourmet shop. they were good, but not $8.50 good.
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Old 06-14-2013, 09:45 PM   #87827
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Old 06-14-2013, 10:36 PM   #87828
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the mistake i made when i bought a jar of pickles from that gourmet shop. they were good, but not $8.50 good.
Love pickles, but I can't eat them in public because some guys get ideas in there heads lol
 

Old 06-14-2013, 10:37 PM   #87829
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Love pickles, but I can't eat them in public because some guys get ideas in there heads lol
So just give head in public instead...
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Old 06-14-2013, 10:38 PM   #87830
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I love pickles

And...garlic dill and Polish dill are the same thing
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Old 06-14-2013, 10:43 PM   #87831
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And...garlic dill and Polish dill are the same thing
Can i watch you suck a pickle?
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Old 06-14-2013, 10:46 PM   #87832
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Perhaps
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Old 06-14-2013, 10:48 PM   #87833
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Old 06-14-2013, 10:51 PM   #87834
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Oh boy!
You are sooooooo bad!
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Old 06-14-2013, 10:52 PM   #87835
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You are sooooooo bad!
I've been told I suck in a bad way...
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Old 06-14-2013, 10:53 PM   #87836
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I've been told I suck in a bad way...
I'll bet you suck in a good way
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Hark in thine ear, zounds I can **** thee soundly.

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Old 06-14-2013, 10:53 PM   #87837
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Oh boy
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Old 06-14-2013, 10:55 PM   #87838
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How sad my gender is at times. Okay, at all times. Have some pretense of pride at least.
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:02 PM   #87839
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:03 PM   #87840
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How sad my gender is at times. Okay, at all times. Have some pretense of pride at least.
Lol! Sadly men have no pride when it comes to certain wants or needs.
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:03 PM   #87841
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I never had nicknames before I came to Lit. Now I have lots of them. Cracks me up... and I kind of like it.
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:04 PM   #87842
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:05 PM   #87843
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Even knucklehead?


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Old 06-14-2013, 11:07 PM   #87844
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Men do. Guys don't. There is a difference. A massive difference.
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:08 PM   #87845
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Even knucklehead?
Not if you expect me to answer.
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:08 PM   #87846
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Not if you expect me to answer.
So what's a nickname?
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:09 PM   #87847
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I sucked a pickle, bread and butter one
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:11 PM   #87848
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:11 PM   #87849
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You need your priorities back.. Pearls...

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Old 06-14-2013, 11:12 PM   #87850
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So what's a nickname?
Peanut butter cup. Kidding.

Lex seems to be the popular one.
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