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Tallulah82
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My bed isn't metal and the mattress isn't stained....on this side anyway..
The plus side of it being small is that you can't escape from me in the night (cue evil laugh) and there's no arguing over the duvet!
Anyway, it doesn't matter if she hears dastardly deeds, I've hired her to film our shenanigans so she'll need to watch anyway.
Oh dear, the thought of that has made me feel a little sick.
LMAO! Ok. You fucked up freak. On THAT note, I'm going to bed to have nightmares. Or wet dreams. I'm really not sure which way this is going to fall in my subconscious.
G'night Wonks.