Write Your Own Limericks v6.9

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So he hopped off and went to the loo
Quickly calling another screw
The dish washer girl
And the cook's son, Earl
 
So he hopped off and went to the loo
Quickly calling another screw
The dish washer girl
And the cook's son, Earl
.... who couldn't wait and came in the stew :eek:
 
So he hopped off and went to the loo
Quickly calling another screw
The dish washer girl
Made his cock unfurl
 
So he hopped off and went to the loo
Quickly calling another screw
The dish washer girl
Made his cock unfurl
So he shagged her in cubicle two


"Too much cum surely spoils the broth",
she said, and quickly grabbed a cloth
Dabbing at her chin
 
"Too much cum surely spoils the broth",
she said, and quickly grabbed a cloth
Dabbing at her chin
She reached for a gin
 
"Too much cum surely spoils the broth",
she said, and quickly grabbed a cloth
Dabbing at her chin
She reached for a gin
And made a Fizz with a slight froth :)
 
This cocktail is surely a hit!
Though most guys would say it tastes shit :D
The women, however
 
This cocktail is surely a hit!
Though most guys would say it tastes shit
The women, however
Would always endeavour
To swallow it instead of spit!;)

(missing Jett!)
 
Hey, you stole my last line! :mad::D
Apologies, I'll pay the fine!
It may be quite high!
 
Hey, you stole my last line! :mad::D
Apologies, I'll pay the fine!
It may be quite high!
Just don't bleed me dry!
 
Hey, you stole my last line! :mad::D
Apologies, I'll pay the fine!
It may be quite high!
Just don't bleed me dry!
Don't worry, just pay me in wine :D
 
(added a couple of syllables to fit the Limerick rules :))

She rejected all of his advances
He no longer fancied his changes
 
She rejected all of his advances
He no longer fancied his chances
So he went on-line
On Tumblr and Vine
 
She rejected all of his advances
He no longer fancied his chances
So he went on-line
On Tumblr and Vine
Nude photos in many stances
 
Now, I drool o'er those photographs
Some cum o'er them too just for laughs
Now, who would do that?:rolleyes:
 
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