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Is it my imagination or is the left-handed swordswoman in your AV got something wrong?.
It looks like the hanger is on the left.
Difficult to draw a sword that way, I'm thinking.
She is a 19th century pirate. I've decided it's the only way. I understand there's a lot of grog in piracy.

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No no! I'm very comfortable here. And the Lagavulin is lovely, darling.

There's a name for those "medicinal" tastes and I cannot remember what it is.
'_Peaty_' ?
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There's a name for those "medicinal" tastes and I cannot remember what it is.
'_Peaty_' ?
LOL, you're right. They are called 'peaty' in taste. I'm not sure why. It's more iodine, really.

I know an excellent whisky story. It was told to me by a chemist.

One of his first jobs was in a distillery, he was to test the alcoholic levels of the raw whisky. He would go in the sheds with a man who carried two buckets. The raw spirit at this stage was extremely flammable and the man would have a bucket of water, for the fire risk, and the other bucket would be empty when he went in but full when he went out - for everyone who worked at the distillery.

One day my acquaintance found this great burly man sobbing his eyes out round by the sheds. "What's wrong?" he asked in great trepidation.

The man had thrown away the contents of the wrong bucket!

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Thank you! Any strawberry jam at all? Thank you!
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Would that be wild strawberries of the garden /farm type, Madam.?

It's a little early to tell, but so far, so good, thanks.
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But if I take the liberty of directing the attention of Madam to the selection of excellent English marmalades available. It is, I believe, traditional fare for breakfast, Madam.


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But if I take the liberty of directing the attention of Madam to the selection of excellent English marmalades available. It is, I believe, traditional fare for breakfast, Madam.

Coffee is served in the Lounge. Scones may be available a little later, I'm led to believe.
Ooh, marmalade. From darkest Peru one hopes?

Maybe it's a bit early in the day for scones with jam spread sweetly over their crumbly surfaces and the fluffy cream piled on top. Although with a bunch of students whose most thrilling question about the tutorial is What bus can I catch to get there? I'm looking at the Lagavulin again already!



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Maybe it's a bit early in the day for scones with jam spread sweetly over their crumbly surfaces and the fluffy cream piled on top. Although with a bunch of students whose most thrilling question about the tutorial is What bus can I catch to get there? I'm looking at the Lagavulin again already!



Sorry for my American crassness... We barbarians will eat anything for breakfast when we’re hungry. (In my best Oliver Twist voice) I will kindly take a bite any bit of morsel...
 

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Maybe it's a bit early in the day for scones with jam spread sweetly over their crumbly surfaces and the fluffy cream piled on top. Although with a bunch of students whose most thrilling question about the tutorial is What bus can I catch to get there? I'm looking at the Lagavulin again already!



I used a red or yellow card, like a Football referee. I like the idea of the Scotch, although I'll leave you with the TCP thanks. At a time of recovery when I desperately needed liquid close at hand (a dry throat is no fun).
So I got one of those little 'flasks' that you see being pulled from a Hunting pink coat on a cold morning.
You should have seen the look on the Bosses face when I took it out had took a sip in the middle of a meeting with "senior figures"
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Sorry for my American crassness... We barbarians will eat anything for breakfast when we’re hungry. (In my best Oliver Twist voice) I will kindly take a bite any bit of morsel...
Morsels may be had in the Salon, or so the Cook informs me.
On the other hand, Luncheon will be served 10 1pm sharp.
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She is a 19th century pirate. I've decided it's the only way. I understand there's a lot of grog in piracy.

Love the new AV, Naoko. One of these days, I might create one myself and may even join you in your piracy. Of course, I'll need a decent image of what Grace O'Malley might have looked like.

Heh, shocked the hell out of the mister right now. He was in the kitchen and I was yelling at the rugby match he'd left on the tv. Halftime, and he's rather happy. I'm going to have to check other scores later.

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So I got one of those little 'flasks' that you see being pulled from a Hunting pink coat on a cold morning.
You should have seen the look on the Bosses face when I took it out had took a sip in the middle of a meeting with "senior figures"
I let him sweat for a while before explaining it.


Morsels may be had in the Salon, or so the Cook informs me.
On the other hand, Luncheon will be served 10 1pm sharp.
I have three little flasks (two, gifts from my mother, are suitable for the space program) and am looking forward to taking one to a celebration in April.

Morsels? That's about all I can handle right now. Damn braces. They're tightening up on me again and I can't WAIT until the dentist tells me they're coming off.
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Love the new AV, Naoko. One of these days, I might create one myself and may even join you in your piracy. Of course, I'll need a decent image of what Grace O'Malley might have looked like.

Heh, shocked the hell out of the mister right now. He was in the kitchen and I was yelling at the rugby match he'd left on the tv. Halftime, and he's rather happy. I'm going to have to check other scores later.


I have three little flasks (two, gifts from my mother, are suitable for the space program) and am looking forward to taking one to a celebration in April.

Morsels? That's about all I can handle right now. Damn braces. They're tightening up on me again and I can't WAIT until the dentist tells me they're coming off.
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She is a 19th century pirate. I've decided it's the only way. I understand there's a lot of grog in piracy.

Ching Shih.
Wasn't she just, although I doubt grog was quite as we understand it from the Spanish Main, which was mostly a sort of white Rum.
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