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I put in a half done cross stitch pattern....
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and you get back a 40lb bag of Purina One dog food
I put in a half done cross stitch pattern....
Austin8
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And you get back a crocheted g-string.
I put in a ceramic coffee cup with a chip...
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And get back a chipmunk.
I put in a duck.
I put in a duck.
Austin8
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And you get back a box of quackers.
I put in a curious bottle of ground sassafras...
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And you get back a sparkling blue sapphire and diamond ring.
I put in an old box of poker chips . . .
Emperor_Nero
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... and you get back an old bag of potato chips.
I put in a 2-liter bottle of Coca-Cola...
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And get back an old box of potato chips.
I put in a frozen pie crust.
I put in a frozen pie crust.
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...and you get back a burnt pie.
I put in (another) 2-liter bottle of Coca-Cola...
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And you get a nail with all the rust removed.
I put in a mix CD for a four-hour bdsm scene.
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And get back a Coca-Cola float.
I put in a year's worth of garden produce.
I put in a year's worth of garden produce.
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And you get back a empty V-8 bottle.
I put in a muffler clamp from a '63 Ford Fairlane Coupe...
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You get back some grilled swordfish with grilled green onions, zucchini, and red bell peppers.
And I put in 18 years of Penthouse Letters.
voluptuary_manque
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And get a bear at your front door with a half bison.
I put in a barrel of barbecue sauce
Austin8
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And you get strippers with a BBQ Pit.
I put in a beautiful painting of my x-girlfriend...
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And shared it with me after the GF incident.
I put in her clothes, left behind after I tossed her out...
voluptuary_manque
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And get back a box of TIDE for her left behind clothing.
I put a case of empties, used up while listening to the GF story.
Austin8
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And get back a hot babe claiming to be the 'new' girlfriend.
I put in a sharp pike...
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And get back a slightly soiled nappy.
I put in burnt offerings from the last meeting of the realm...
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And you get the Bill from the local takeaway.
I put in a box of old electronic bits. . . . .
I put in a box of old electronic bits. . . . .
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