jd's junkroom

blulilacgrl said:

I know, right?!

I think this one is my favorite!

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lmao.

Made it to page 2. We're on our way, my friends. buckle up (b/c it's the law) and enjoy the ride!

The top ten times in history when using the "F" word was appropriate.

10. "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, August 1945
9. "Where did all the fucking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
8. "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6. "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 B.C.
5. "You want what on the fucking ceiling?". - Michelangelo, 1566
4. "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain." Joan of Arc, 1434
3. "Scattered fucking showers - my ass!" - Noah, 314 B.C.
2. "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!! JFK,1963

and....the number one time in history when using the "F" word was
appropriate:

1. "Aw c'mon, who the fuck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997


If you ask me though #10 should be #1 lol

i'll buckle up but can we atleast drink on this ride?

added a link to my voice saying something nonsensical in my sig....though i doubt it's necessary for anyone to give it a listen...it's there. feel free.

bluebomber said:

i'll buckle up but can we atleast drink on this ride?

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blu's here. bar's open. it's all on ME!

In that case a little warning for your peeps

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
warning labels be placed immediately on all containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friend over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without
spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have
mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in
the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally
disappear.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

..............

Lmao Lit won't let me post a warning label

bluebomber said:

Lmao Lit won't let me post a warning label

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I think it was Ozzy who said "If I can't be a role model, let me be a warning label"....if more celebs had this mentality, the world would be a better place.

LOL i'll try and post some more tomorrow, I got a ton of them

Mornin' litsters. May you all have fantastically fulfilling days.




Drink coffee. it's good.

*waves*

Indienne said:

*waves*

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bahahahahah - fantastic.

Nah, typically I enjoy waking up early-ish...get some stuff done before a lot of people get up...but w/ today and tomorrow off, I'm just kinda feelin' extra lazy.

For those that are a bit jealous that I get the next two days off.....

jd_quiet_guy said:

bahahahahah - fantastic.

Nah, typically I enjoy waking up early-ish...get some stuff done before a lot of people get up...but w/ today and tomorrow off, I'm just kinda feelin' extra lazy.

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I can't get up early no matter how hard I try. I need this in my life.

Indienne said:

I can't get up early no matter how hard I try. I need this in my life.

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wow. That is indeed incredible. That looks like the perfect Christmas gift for 90% of the people I know. haha.

jd_quiet_guy said:

For those that are a bit jealous that I get the next two days off.....

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So is your day going to be something like this?

Indienne said:

So is your day going to be something like this?

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holy crap.

I was thinking....dance in the street w/ random bums....that guy's a bit too extreme for me

jd_quiet_guy said:

holy crap.

I was thinking....dance in the street w/ random bums....that guy's a bit too extreme for me

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I may not go to the extent of dancing in the streets with bums, but I have decided that I'm going to be more enthusiastic about life.

Indienne said:

I may not go to the extent of dancing in the streets with bums, but I have decided that I'm going to be more enthusiastic about life.

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Enjoying what you have is definitely important....even if it's manic depression.

jd_quiet_guy said:

Enjoying what you have is definitely important....even if it's manic depression.

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Yep.

Indienne said:

Yep.

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I'm not sure if I like the bacon sign or the 'well hung" sign better - hahahah

jd_quiet_guy said:

I'm not sure if I like the bacon sign or the 'well hung" sign better - hahahah

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Bwahahahaha

Maybe these two also read that sign.

Indienne said:

Bwahahahaha

Maybe these two also read that sign.

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maybe they saw this sign?