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Old 06-25-2017, 08:11 PM   #4676
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Dang, this shirt doesn't go with these slacks at all! I knew I shouldn't have been staring at the saleswoman's beaver.
They'll do anything to make a sale these days.
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Old 06-25-2017, 09:34 PM   #4677
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I'll do anything to make a sale these days because I'm under quota for the quarter.
Sometimes the real estate market is hot. Sometimes it's not.
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Old 06-25-2017, 09:43 PM   #4678
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Sometimes making out is hot. Sometimes it's just not.
I know, I just can't get enthusiastic when he hasn't trimmed his mustache for a while or brushed his teeth recently.
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Old 06-25-2017, 10:01 PM   #4679
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I know, I told him I'll do some personal grooming after he tames that mess he calls a goatee.
Let's do some personal grooming together.
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Old 06-25-2017, 10:32 PM   #4680
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Let's get some professional mooning together.
I can fantasize about what goes on in the space station where these people are isolated in weightlessness for months on end, can't I?
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Old 06-26-2017, 02:57 AM   #4681
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I want to do it on the space station!
Is it true what they say about astronauts?
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Old 06-26-2017, 06:30 AM   #4682
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Is it true what they say about airline pilots?
Becoming a member of the Mile High Club is number three on my bucket list.
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Old 06-26-2017, 06:35 AM   #4683
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Doing three guys at once is number one on my bucket list.
I always fly First Class. I mean, I have to do stuff. But I always fly First Class.

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Old 06-26-2017, 06:44 AM   #4684
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I always cry in First Class. I mean, I love the buff stewards. So I always fly British Airways.
I like the champagne in First Class well enough, but I prefer vodka to get over my fear of flying.
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Old 06-26-2017, 06:48 AM   #4685
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I like when they pour champagne over my toes in First Class well enough, but I need numerous vodka cranberries to get over my fear of flying.
Excuse me, Stewardess, my seat is missing a vibrator.
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Old 06-26-2017, 07:01 AM   #4686
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Excuse me, Stewardess, my vibrator batteries are running low.
Why did the stewardess look so flustered when she came out of the cockpit?
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Old 06-26-2017, 10:29 PM   #4687
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I love cock.
Well then, let's get started.
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Old 06-26-2017, 10:39 PM   #4688
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Well then, get me parted.
I love a well-groomed pussy. I just hate finding stray hairs when I eat.
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Old 06-26-2017, 10:42 PM   #4689
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Me too!
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Old 06-26-2017, 11:30 PM   #4690
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Me too, but I don't have much to say about it.
What happens at 30,000 feet inevitably returns to the ground.
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