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Draco interdum Vincit
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I'd really love to see some of the "initial thoughts" replies:-
IAMS Hot Line
"How many calories in a mouse?" and "What should I feed a borderline
collie?" are just a few of the wacky questions that the Iams Pet
Professionals have fielded from pet owners.
Here are some of the team's favorite calls in recent years to 800-863-IAMS (4267):
"My two-year-old daughter loves the taste of Iams -- is it okay for her to
eat it?" -- Mother, Staten Island, N.Y.
"What's the best way to get superglue off my dog's paws?" -- Dog owner,
Arlington, Tex.
"Can a dog get claustrophobia?" -- Dog owner, Cambridge, Mass.
"My dog growls in his sleep. Do you think he could have a vitamin B
deficiency?" -- Dog owner, Puyallup, Wash.
"How can I get the secret recipe for your Iams Chunks dog food?" -- Dog
owner, Anchorage, Ak.
"I think if my dog received mail, it would build his character. Can I
register him on your mailing list?" -- dog owner, Richmond, Va.
"Where can I get a six-toed cat?" -- cat owner, El Paso, Tex.
"How do I potty train my pot belly pig?" -- pot belly pig owner, Vero
Beach, Fla.
"What's up with my cat? She looks at me strangely when I sing and dance for
her." -- cat owner, New York, N.Y.
"Is it normal for a dog to shed?" -- dog owner, Miami, Fla.
"I have two new kittens and I don't want to leave them home alone. Can I
carry them around in my gym bag?" -- new kitten owner, Brooklyn, N.Y.
"How do I stop my cat from giving food to the dog?" -- pet owner, Ephrata,
Wash.
"My son just sold me a subscription to the Iams Your Cat magazine. But you
tell me it's free?" -- concerned mom, Englewood, Ohio.
"Will chewing pop cans remove enamel from my puppy's teeth?" -- puppy
owner, Chico, Calif.
"I raise worms -- the world's most perfect protein source.
How about using them in your food?" -- worm farmer, Long Barn, Ohio.
"How can I keep my cat from stealing my husband's toothbrush?" -- cat
owner, Los Angeles, Calif.
"I really like your paw print logo. Does Iams have a tattoo?" -- pet owner,
North Tonawanda, N.Y.
IAMS Hot Line
"How many calories in a mouse?" and "What should I feed a borderline
collie?" are just a few of the wacky questions that the Iams Pet
Professionals have fielded from pet owners.
Here are some of the team's favorite calls in recent years to 800-863-IAMS (4267):
"My two-year-old daughter loves the taste of Iams -- is it okay for her to
eat it?" -- Mother, Staten Island, N.Y.
"What's the best way to get superglue off my dog's paws?" -- Dog owner,
Arlington, Tex.
"Can a dog get claustrophobia?" -- Dog owner, Cambridge, Mass.
"My dog growls in his sleep. Do you think he could have a vitamin B
deficiency?" -- Dog owner, Puyallup, Wash.
"How can I get the secret recipe for your Iams Chunks dog food?" -- Dog
owner, Anchorage, Ak.
"I think if my dog received mail, it would build his character. Can I
register him on your mailing list?" -- dog owner, Richmond, Va.
"Where can I get a six-toed cat?" -- cat owner, El Paso, Tex.
"How do I potty train my pot belly pig?" -- pot belly pig owner, Vero
Beach, Fla.
"What's up with my cat? She looks at me strangely when I sing and dance for
her." -- cat owner, New York, N.Y.
"Is it normal for a dog to shed?" -- dog owner, Miami, Fla.
"I have two new kittens and I don't want to leave them home alone. Can I
carry them around in my gym bag?" -- new kitten owner, Brooklyn, N.Y.
"How do I stop my cat from giving food to the dog?" -- pet owner, Ephrata,
Wash.
"My son just sold me a subscription to the Iams Your Cat magazine. But you
tell me it's free?" -- concerned mom, Englewood, Ohio.
"Will chewing pop cans remove enamel from my puppy's teeth?" -- puppy
owner, Chico, Calif.
"I raise worms -- the world's most perfect protein source.
How about using them in your food?" -- worm farmer, Long Barn, Ohio.
"How can I keep my cat from stealing my husband's toothbrush?" -- cat
owner, Los Angeles, Calif.
"I really like your paw print logo. Does Iams have a tattoo?" -- pet owner,
North Tonawanda, N.Y.