ArcticAvenue
Randomly Pawing At Keys
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The long buzz woke him with a start, and he nearly fell to the floor. Axel stretched his arms way above his head, and yawned. Mrs. Haru just rang the outer door for her appointment, and while he knew she was coming he hadn’t really moved from his desk in an hour. Easiest job out of school, someone once said, to be a field technician for Blackwood Corp’s At Home Robics, Android, and Hybrid Lines. Axel worked at a Blackwood Hub, a place where for years units were brought in for diagnostics, repairs, and updates; but the latest units reached a standard that few hubs were needed. The soft powder blue, smooth walls of the technical facility was meant to give customers a calming effect. The curves were broad across every shelf, every table, and every fixture. The light music from above was subtle and soothing. Add to it the lack of customers, Axel ends up napping a lot.
“Good morning, Mrs. Haru,” Axel greeted with a tired smile as the large metal curtains opened to allow her and her droid access. Other than the security door necessitated by the industrial espionage wars of the last decade, one could mistake this Blackwood Hub as just another storefront of the modern city.
“Good morning, Axel,” she replied with a Grandmotherly smile. She walked in with the droid close behind until Axel could close the door. The droid, nearly as tall as Axel, seemed almost to lurk over it’s owner. It moved mostly like a human, but it’s oddly plastic looking face and metallic helmet to hide the fact it had no hair. She had dressed it in a faded blue button down shirt and faded khakis, resembling a mannequin dressed like someone’s uncle.
Mrs. Huru looked around wide eyed at the hub, as if she has never been here before. The walls had silhouettes of the new models, readers for advertising, and an occasional compartment for spare parts. The front desk, where Axel sits and takes his naps, is next to simple couches colored red to offset the rest of the powder blue of the hub. Except for the examination table, this looks more like a doctor’s office specializing in people who can stomach powder blue.
“You getting along well with your Mark 8?” Axel asked as he guided her and the droid towards the table.
She waved her hand gently, “all these bells and whistles, so hard to learn. Was much simpler in my old one.”
Axel yawned as he elevated the table to a vertical. “What’s it’s command code?”
“Larry,” the old woman replied.
That got Axel’s attention. “Larry, you gave it a human name for a command code?”
“Larry’s my son’s name, and he helps me like my son.” She was a sweet enough old woman, but it’s old ladies like Mrs. Haru who forget the difference between androids and humans.
“And people can hack into your personnel files and see easy names for your Mark 8. AND people can easily guess Larry. AND it’s an Android, Mrs. Haru. AND there isn’t any resemblance your son, unless Larry’s skin is a synthetic silicon wrap.”
“Oh, Posh,” the woman said waving her hand at Axel. “That nice man from Blackwood said he was as good as a human when I got him, so I called him Larry.”
‘Larry’ being a Mark 8 had some structure that would be consistent with humanoid. Larry really had no face, except for two camera optics, one that typically remain disabled due to 3D optics available in all the post-Mark changeover from Blackwood Corp. The hated aspect of the Mark 8 was the moving jaw accompanying speech modes, since they hadn’t figured out yet how to time the jaw with the words. It had arms, legs, a head, and everything was generally proportional to a human. Except you were less likely to mistake a Mark 8 for a human than you were to mistake a vacation to the Moon for suntanning on the beach.
“Okay then,” Axel snickered. “Larry,” he started with a hint of sarcasm. The Mark 8’s eye’s spun towards Axel, recognizing a command was coming and triggered by a voice recognition on Blackwood technician mainframes. “Access Alpha Xylophone Echo Lima Three One Six”
“Access Granted,” the android stated in a sharp mechanical voice. “Hello Junior Field Engineer Axel Baniti, How Can I be of Service.”
“Move to the examination table please,” Axel requested, and the machine did as such turning to put its back to the table.
“Axel Baniti?” the woman inquired making chit chat. “What is that, Italian?”
Axel moved a diagnostic system closer to the examination table and laughed with a shake of the head. “I don’t know, Miss, to be honest. Been in the family for ages. My ma said Baniti means Teacher and Axel giver of life or something. But my brother said I sounded like engine parts. Disable vertical stabilizers, prone status affirmative, maintenance protocol three.” Larry gave a whirring sound and the eyes seemed to lose focus. Axel latched the machine into place and flipped it to lay the Mark 8 back.
“I hate this part, it makes him look dead,” Mrs. Haru grumbled, crossing her arms.
“He was never alive, Mrs. Haru,” Axel said as he settled in on a stool by it’s head. “Larry, panel indigo open, prepare port for diagnostics.” As soon as the words left his mouth, Larry’s cranium split in half and opened. Axel pressed the large plug into the socket exposed by the split, and turned to a keyboard. Three bangs on the board and Larry started to light up with flickering green LEDs under the silicone throughout it’s body. “If you wanted alive, you should have put in for one of the Gen 3 models, they at least are based on humans,” Axel spouted as he looked at the cranial interface.
“What’s that thing?” she asked. “Gen 3.”
The lights started to go out slowly. “It’s the newest technology. They used human clones for the structure and outer surfaces then connect up some of the organs into mechanical interfaces towards the inner core processing units. Flesh replaces silicon, bone replaces titanium, but circuit relays still replace brain matter.”
She didn’t respond at first, so when Axel looked up he wasn’t surprised to see that she was completely confused.
“It means it looks, feels, and even smells like a human, but its still a robot.”
“Ohhhh, like Larry,” she responded.
Axel shook his head and laughed. He could be quite a geek when it came to androids. Well, he was quite a geek in all aspects. Around the Hub, he wore a standard lab coat that seemed more and more unnecessary over the years of development of the craft, but it seemed to fit him perfectly. He rarely wore clean clothes that weren’t wrinkled or torn in some way, and even when he did they were to the latest story out of the Japanese Manga craze. His reddish brown hair usually hang tangled and unkept over his pale freckly skin. He was thin and short at five-and-a-half feet, but high energy (when he wasn’t napping), usually from the tubes of soda he kept at hand’s length. Yet, Axel had a real soft spot for geeking out on droids. Sure, he doesn’t get to see many of them being a field tech, he stays on top of the newest and greatest models rolled down the line every year.
“Those Gen 3, they really are human like,” he continued chatting while scanning data transfer numbers. “I guess they’ve been out there for a bit, though most of the owners are quiet about it, still you wouldn’t know because they look like us …or so the rumors say, they don’t share sales information like that to me.” Axel grabbed a tool from his table and reached into the Mark 8’s mouth. “I heard from a buddy in Rio that when you shake their hand, it actually feels warm. Crazy stuff.”
“Does he have a cavity?” Mrs. Haru asked.
Axel looked up, then back to the Mark 8 and laughed. “No, just part of the recall on the jaw movement.”
“Ohh,” she replied.
Her appearance just made it clear, she didn’t understand a word of what he was saying. So he just shut up and finished up what he had to do. In less than a minute it was done. “Larry, Eject Conduit. Reboot Type Beta.” With a pop and a hiss, the diagnostic cord sprung from Larry & the lights went out. Larry’s eyes spun to focus again, and it seemed to power up. “Alright then, all is good. He seems to have everything working as required. You need me to do anything else to him while he is here? Download a security package? Increase his joint speed ratio?”
“No no, my Larry is just fine as he is.” She patted his chest lightly and gave it a scratch like one will do a pet.
Axel shook his head one more time as he helped the woman out. Sure he may geek out about these things, but help him if he ever ends up treating them like a pet.
“Good morning, Mrs. Haru,” Axel greeted with a tired smile as the large metal curtains opened to allow her and her droid access. Other than the security door necessitated by the industrial espionage wars of the last decade, one could mistake this Blackwood Hub as just another storefront of the modern city.
“Good morning, Axel,” she replied with a Grandmotherly smile. She walked in with the droid close behind until Axel could close the door. The droid, nearly as tall as Axel, seemed almost to lurk over it’s owner. It moved mostly like a human, but it’s oddly plastic looking face and metallic helmet to hide the fact it had no hair. She had dressed it in a faded blue button down shirt and faded khakis, resembling a mannequin dressed like someone’s uncle.
Mrs. Huru looked around wide eyed at the hub, as if she has never been here before. The walls had silhouettes of the new models, readers for advertising, and an occasional compartment for spare parts. The front desk, where Axel sits and takes his naps, is next to simple couches colored red to offset the rest of the powder blue of the hub. Except for the examination table, this looks more like a doctor’s office specializing in people who can stomach powder blue.
“You getting along well with your Mark 8?” Axel asked as he guided her and the droid towards the table.
She waved her hand gently, “all these bells and whistles, so hard to learn. Was much simpler in my old one.”
Axel yawned as he elevated the table to a vertical. “What’s it’s command code?”
“Larry,” the old woman replied.
That got Axel’s attention. “Larry, you gave it a human name for a command code?”
“Larry’s my son’s name, and he helps me like my son.” She was a sweet enough old woman, but it’s old ladies like Mrs. Haru who forget the difference between androids and humans.
“And people can hack into your personnel files and see easy names for your Mark 8. AND people can easily guess Larry. AND it’s an Android, Mrs. Haru. AND there isn’t any resemblance your son, unless Larry’s skin is a synthetic silicon wrap.”
“Oh, Posh,” the woman said waving her hand at Axel. “That nice man from Blackwood said he was as good as a human when I got him, so I called him Larry.”
‘Larry’ being a Mark 8 had some structure that would be consistent with humanoid. Larry really had no face, except for two camera optics, one that typically remain disabled due to 3D optics available in all the post-Mark changeover from Blackwood Corp. The hated aspect of the Mark 8 was the moving jaw accompanying speech modes, since they hadn’t figured out yet how to time the jaw with the words. It had arms, legs, a head, and everything was generally proportional to a human. Except you were less likely to mistake a Mark 8 for a human than you were to mistake a vacation to the Moon for suntanning on the beach.
“Okay then,” Axel snickered. “Larry,” he started with a hint of sarcasm. The Mark 8’s eye’s spun towards Axel, recognizing a command was coming and triggered by a voice recognition on Blackwood technician mainframes. “Access Alpha Xylophone Echo Lima Three One Six”
“Access Granted,” the android stated in a sharp mechanical voice. “Hello Junior Field Engineer Axel Baniti, How Can I be of Service.”
“Move to the examination table please,” Axel requested, and the machine did as such turning to put its back to the table.
“Axel Baniti?” the woman inquired making chit chat. “What is that, Italian?”
Axel moved a diagnostic system closer to the examination table and laughed with a shake of the head. “I don’t know, Miss, to be honest. Been in the family for ages. My ma said Baniti means Teacher and Axel giver of life or something. But my brother said I sounded like engine parts. Disable vertical stabilizers, prone status affirmative, maintenance protocol three.” Larry gave a whirring sound and the eyes seemed to lose focus. Axel latched the machine into place and flipped it to lay the Mark 8 back.
“I hate this part, it makes him look dead,” Mrs. Haru grumbled, crossing her arms.
“He was never alive, Mrs. Haru,” Axel said as he settled in on a stool by it’s head. “Larry, panel indigo open, prepare port for diagnostics.” As soon as the words left his mouth, Larry’s cranium split in half and opened. Axel pressed the large plug into the socket exposed by the split, and turned to a keyboard. Three bangs on the board and Larry started to light up with flickering green LEDs under the silicone throughout it’s body. “If you wanted alive, you should have put in for one of the Gen 3 models, they at least are based on humans,” Axel spouted as he looked at the cranial interface.
“What’s that thing?” she asked. “Gen 3.”
The lights started to go out slowly. “It’s the newest technology. They used human clones for the structure and outer surfaces then connect up some of the organs into mechanical interfaces towards the inner core processing units. Flesh replaces silicon, bone replaces titanium, but circuit relays still replace brain matter.”
She didn’t respond at first, so when Axel looked up he wasn’t surprised to see that she was completely confused.
“It means it looks, feels, and even smells like a human, but its still a robot.”
“Ohhhh, like Larry,” she responded.
Axel shook his head and laughed. He could be quite a geek when it came to androids. Well, he was quite a geek in all aspects. Around the Hub, he wore a standard lab coat that seemed more and more unnecessary over the years of development of the craft, but it seemed to fit him perfectly. He rarely wore clean clothes that weren’t wrinkled or torn in some way, and even when he did they were to the latest story out of the Japanese Manga craze. His reddish brown hair usually hang tangled and unkept over his pale freckly skin. He was thin and short at five-and-a-half feet, but high energy (when he wasn’t napping), usually from the tubes of soda he kept at hand’s length. Yet, Axel had a real soft spot for geeking out on droids. Sure, he doesn’t get to see many of them being a field tech, he stays on top of the newest and greatest models rolled down the line every year.
“Those Gen 3, they really are human like,” he continued chatting while scanning data transfer numbers. “I guess they’ve been out there for a bit, though most of the owners are quiet about it, still you wouldn’t know because they look like us …or so the rumors say, they don’t share sales information like that to me.” Axel grabbed a tool from his table and reached into the Mark 8’s mouth. “I heard from a buddy in Rio that when you shake their hand, it actually feels warm. Crazy stuff.”
“Does he have a cavity?” Mrs. Haru asked.
Axel looked up, then back to the Mark 8 and laughed. “No, just part of the recall on the jaw movement.”
“Ohh,” she replied.
Her appearance just made it clear, she didn’t understand a word of what he was saying. So he just shut up and finished up what he had to do. In less than a minute it was done. “Larry, Eject Conduit. Reboot Type Beta.” With a pop and a hiss, the diagnostic cord sprung from Larry & the lights went out. Larry’s eyes spun to focus again, and it seemed to power up. “Alright then, all is good. He seems to have everything working as required. You need me to do anything else to him while he is here? Download a security package? Increase his joint speed ratio?”
“No no, my Larry is just fine as he is.” She patted his chest lightly and gave it a scratch like one will do a pet.
Axel shook his head one more time as he helped the woman out. Sure he may geek out about these things, but help him if he ever ends up treating them like a pet.