I am a bad American..I am George Carlin

I am your worst nightmare. I am a bad American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family. Not some midlevel government functionary be it Democrat or Republican.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe if you're selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4+ years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich.

I don't pity the poor

I know wrestling is fake and don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters paying, and paying, and paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave.

I didn't wander 40 years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt.

I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you. So shut the hell up already.

I want to know which church it is that Rev. Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?


I think cops have a right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

I also think they have a right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it.

I think if you're too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I hate those bastards standing at the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents...of two different sexes.

I believe that is she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this applies even if you are president of the United States.

If this makes me a bad american, then yes, I am a bad
american......George Carlin

George Carlin rules.....

Carlin and Dennis Leary.. Two of my faves.

Guys who tell it the way it fuckin is!

Very nice av,I'm partial to Tigers.

You go with your bad self!

Always knew ole' George was a Libertarian at heart.

Ishmael

i think george carlin is absolutely hilarious, but i don't find this particular rant as funny as most of his other stuff.

Emerald_eyed said:

He actually denys writing this. I got this in an email months ago and he has made a public statement denying he wrote it....
Ill look for it now

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Yeah, I think it was on his website. This has been going around since last year sometime.

It sounds more like Ted Nugent's rant

...of a couple of years ago. I'd be more than surprised if George Carlin said more than one or two of those things.

I thought it was Nugent too... not very Carlin-esque.

I believe you're a big stupid idiot.

What does that get me?

You take Bill Mahr and Dennis Miller and give me Gallagher and Good ol' George Carlin and I'll have the better and more accurate social commentary by far.

dickE

dickE said:

You take Bill Mahr and Dennis Miller and give me Gallagher and Good ol' George Carlin and I'll have the better and more accurate social commentary by far.

dickE

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Sure, I've always thought the more left wing you are the more accurate the social commentary.

George Carlin is my favorite. He's says so many things that i totally relate to !!!

That's not Carlin. I'm with the others, I'm pretty sure it's Nugent.

Carlin says things for effect, he's a humorist. You're supposed to laugh and forget it.

Dennis Miller and Bill Maher, the same, but I can't help thinking they believe it more. They couldn't write a book of quips quite like "Brain Droppings" because they don't do "routines".

Gallagher, by the way, is pathetic. Last I heard, he's suing his brother for imitating him and using "his" name or something.