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Why is two company and three a crowd?
Because threesomes are awfully loud
All for one, three for all
 
Why is two company and three a crowd?
Because threesomes are awfully loud
All for one, three for all
Grab and grasp, just don't fall
 
Why is two company and three a crowd?
Because threesomes are awfully loud
All for one, three for all
Grab and grasp, just don't fall
Stick with the one most well-endowed
 
Why is two company and three a crowd?
Because threesomes are awfully loud
All for one, three for all
Grab and grasp, just don't fall
Stick with the one most well-endowed

Cymru's pants showed a large swelling
 
Cymru's pants showed a large swelling
His thoughts on Lia are surely dwelling
 
Cymru's pants showed a large swelling
His thoughts on Lia are surely dwelling
It stoked his passion
 
Cymru's pants showed a large swelling
His thoughts on Lia are surely dwelling
It stoked his passion
His blood was crashin'
 
Cymru's pants showed a large swelling
His thoughts on Lia are surely dwelling
It stoked his passion
His blood was crashin'
Loving "monde", he confused the spelling:confused:
 
I doubt spelling was on his mind
He wasn't a scholar, that's hard to find
But to find him hard,
 
I doubt spelling was on his mind
He wasn't a scholar, that's hard to find
But to find him hard,
Here that's not Avant garde
 
I doubt spelling was on his mind
He wasn't a scholar, that's hard to find
But to find him hard,
Here that's not Avant garde
Though you'll forgive when you see her behind :devil:
 
These thread posters are a kinky bunch
They're a lot of fun, I have a hunch
 
These thread posters are a kinky bunch
They're a lot of fun, I have a hunch
Most have a quick wit
 
These thread posters are a kinky bunch
They're a lot of fun, I have a hunch
Most have a quick wit
Their humor's a hit!
 
These thread posters are a kinky bunch
They're a lot of fun, I have a hunch
Most have a quick wit
Their humor's a hit!
We should get together and host a munch
 
Hmm, a double entendre I spy.
One in my mouth the other my eye...
Better than a pun
 
Hmm, a double entendre I spy.
One in my mouth the other my eye...
Better than a pun
And double the fun
 
Hmm, a double entendre I spy.
One in my mouth the other my eye...
Better than a pun
And double the fun
When it's good, you'll laugh 'til you cry
 
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