Saxon_Hart
WWJD4AKlondike Bar?
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What do you think your sister is doing right now? (from either partner)
Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex
- Thread starter LaRascasse
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steve44uk
Baleful
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NaokoSmith
Honourable Slut
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Hahahaha. Do you have me under surveillance...?
Steve. You just put your lips together and blow.
Saxon_Hart
WWJD4AKlondike Bar?
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Well, those eggs should be soft boiled by now.
luvthedesserts
luvherdesserts
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I knew I should have just stayed home and used my vibrator.
Ironiclaconic
Really Really Experienced
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Are you *sure* it's in?
InsatiableDsire
Literotica Guru
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This has never happened before.
moonflasher
Literotica Guru
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Your mother is watching
Saxon_Hart
WWJD4AKlondike Bar?
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Do I feel diseased to you?
NaokoSmith
Honourable Slut
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What? Oh, God, I must have left a tampon in.
SEVERUSMAX
Benevolent Master
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"Where's my Monistat?"
"Say cheese?"
"Smile. You're on Candid Camera."
"Say cheese?"
"Smile. You're on Candid Camera."
BuckyDuckman
Literotica Guru
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When I said "it won't hurt," I was talking about for me!
mynameisben
Half man, half-wit
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"Daddy, what are you doing to mommy?"
mynameisben
Half man, half-wit
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"Your ass looks like two sofa cushions wrapped around a pencil stub."
"Your ass looks like two sofa cushions wrapped around a pencil stub."
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NaokoSmith
Honourable Slut
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Zzzzzz
(while in midst of supposedly giving cunnilingus).
(while in midst of supposedly giving cunnilingus).
Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
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You too, huh ?
Saxon_Hart
WWJD4AKlondike Bar?
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I am waiting for your apology.(tapping foot)
