Old 05-23-2018, 09:28 AM   #4251
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I really didnít want to get up this morning / tired, tired, tired... frustrating failed wank last night, nodded off still trying I think, woke up with the vibe and my phone on the floor next to the bed... is there a sadder sight? Get the violins out

Anywhos, up and showered and off to find breakfast... have a good day and I hope your wanks are successful than mine, xx



Those of you that read my nonsense will remember me telling you about Aethelflaed, the only English queen to pass her title directly to her daughter... well if you are in Gloucester this Saturday, you can go help find history. Tragically I will be much further away than usual...

https://www.inquisitr.com/4910727/he...aed-of-mercia/
well you lost me at the word fail, like how does that happen unless you are interrupted? I understand the words you are saying, but it just makes no sense. Anyway, cute pictures though.
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An unfulfilled wank is not the best way to start your day, this evening run a relaxing bath, and have a leisurely fuck using your rubber duck.
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Old 05-23-2018, 03:26 PM   #4253
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Wow!!! With beauties like those why do you need a vibe?? My tongue and cock and fingers at your service MiLady!
Well thanks, but the feisty feminist in me feels I should be able to do this myself . I may have to call for help tho...

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You could have woke with the vibe still trapped between your thighs, batteries depleted.
Good job you found it this morning otherwise, housekeeping would know what you were up to last night.
I have done that... my other half has come back to find me out cold, naked on a towel, with the vibe having run out...

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Or maybe offer some cream as well.
Maybe... although I think upping the offer to those pink wafers might be enough

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You look ravishing all wet.
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well you lost me at the word fail, like how does that happen unless you are interrupted? I understand the words you are saying, but it just makes no sense. Anyway, cute pictures though.
I do occasionally fail... when tired and trying a bit too hard... in honesty, I sometimes need company but thatís not happening in my lonely hotel rooms...


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An unfulfilled wank is not the best way to start your day, this evening run a relaxing bath, and have a leisurely fuck using your rubber duck.
I donít travel with my rubber duck... although you are giving me ideas
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Old 05-23-2018, 03:30 PM   #4254
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Old 05-23-2018, 03:31 PM   #4255
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well you lost me at the word fail, like how does that happen unless you are interrupted? I understand the words you are saying, but it just makes no sense. Anyway, cute pictures though.
Well, JADWAM, I understand exactly what Allia is talking about. Lucky you that you have never experienced such a frustration. Failed is a perfect word to describe how one feels. Your comment could be taken as being a bit dismissive.
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I really didnít want to get up this morning / tired, tired, tired... frustrating failed wank last night, nodded off still trying I think, woke up with the vibe and my phone on the floor next to the bed... is there a sadder sight? Get the violins out

Anywhos, up and showered and off to find breakfast... have a good day and I hope your wanks are successful than mine, xx



Those of you that read my nonsense will remember me telling you about Aethelflaed, the only English queen to pass her title directly to her daughter... well if you are in Gloucester this Saturday, you can go help find history. Tragically I will be much further away than usual...

https://www.inquisitr.com/4910727/he...aed-of-mercia/
WOW! Do bad I am on the other side of the pond. Looks like that would be a really cool thing to be involved in.

Sorry about your unfulfilled wank. I am sure it must have been very frustrating for you. Better luck tonight...hope you do not carry the defeated feeling all day.

And as always your pics are scrumptious.
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Well, JADWAM, I understand exactly what Allia is talking about. Lucky you that you have never experienced such a frustration. Failed is a perfect word to describe how one feels. Your comment could be taken as being a bit dismissive.
Ladies - I love you both Angelica, you are so lovely and supportive and yeah, I have my share of frustrated wanks - it happens, but first world problems, and itís normally because thereís other stuff on my mind. Justa is also lovely and supportive and I didnít take it as dismissive,

I call for ladies night at the bar, my round - I wanna start a thread with just the lovely ladies - the gents can watch from a distance while we put the world to rights, xx
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How about some cream on the wafers with tea and some sugar?
If there is cream, it must be clotted, and there must be scones, and strawberry jam...

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WOW! Do bad I am on the other side of the pond. Looks like that would be a really cool thing to be involved in.

Sorry about your unfulfilled wank. I am sure it must have been very frustrating for you. Better luck tonight...hope you do not carry the defeated feeling all day.

And as always your pics are scrumptious.
Thanks lovely, xx
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Old 05-23-2018, 03:59 PM   #4260
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Ladies - I love you both Angelica, you are so lovely and supportive and yeah, I have my share of frustrated wanks - it happens, but first world problems, and itís normally because thereís other stuff on my mind. Justa is also lovely and supportive and I didnít take it as dismissive,

I call for ladies night at the bar, my round - I wanna start a thread with just the lovely ladies - the gents can watch from a distance while we put the world to rights, xx
Sorry ladies. Been a long day and I was being a tad oversensitive. My apologies Justa.

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Sorry ladies. Been a long day and I was being a tad oversensitive. My apologies Justa.

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Thatís normally my trick, xx

You ok lovely? Iím about if you want to talk about the long day, xx
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Ladies - I love you both Angelica, you are so lovely and supportive and yeah, I have my share of frustrated wanks - it happens, but first world problems, and itís normally because thereís other stuff on my mind. Justa is also lovely and supportive and I didnít take it as dismissive,

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Sorry ladies. Been a long day and I was being a tad oversensitive. My apologies Justa.

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oh now fuck. and here I started writing a super sweet comment about how Allia, you are very smart, capable, and eloquently spoken women, who is completely able to state her own thoughts and opinions, as you do so well, and that you also had a sense of humor and that is why our banter continues all these months across the multiple threads, and I may have even wished to borrow your violin and play a tune or something yada yada . And now my violin references, while a little funny, might be seen as a little rude, and you don't get to read the comment as originally written.

But you know you can always can't on me for ladies night debauchery and shenanigans.

And Angelica, it is all good. I am not remotely sensitive. I am sorry about your long day. If you want to talk about and get sympathy with someone who is sensitive, I am totally the wrong girl, so not even offering, not trying to be mean, truth is, it is just I uninstalled that shit many years ago. Wasn't conducive to my path. Now, if you want to bitch about someone and have someone join you, I can do that. Or if you just want to do something ridiculous, crazy, silly etc to blow off steam and forget about, I am your girl. Ok maybe I would be willing to borrow Allia's violin (hey I got it in there) but it will only be for a brief moment, and the song will probably sound like cats fighting because I can't play the violin. If you actually want to wallow a little, I could sing too, that is sure to make everyone suffer, but then I'd probably make you and Allia join in, and it would just get more awkward from there, but hey weird, awkward, silly, crazy, smart ass, and sarcasm is simply just what I have to bring to the table.
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oh now fuck. and here I started writing a super sweet comment about how Allia, you are very smart, capable, and eloquently spoken women, who is completely able to state her own thoughts and opinions, as you do so well, and that you also had a sense of humor and that is why our banter continues all these months across the multiple threads, and I may have even wished to borrow your violin and play a tune or something yada yada . And now my violin references, while a little funny, might be seen as a little rude, and you don't get to read the comment as originally written.

But you know you can always can't on me for ladies night debauchery and shenanigans.

And Angelica, it is all good. I am not remotely sensitive. I am sorry about your long day. If you want to talk about and get sympathy with someone who is sensitive, I am totally the wrong girl, so not even offering, not trying to be mean, truth is, it is just I uninstalled that shit many years ago. Wasn't conducive to my path. Now, if you want to bitch about someone and have someone join you, I can do that. Or if you just want to do something ridiculous, crazy, silly etc to blow off steam and forget about, I am your girl. Ok maybe I would be willing to borrow Allia's violin (hey I got it in there) but it will only be for a brief moment, and the song will probably sound like cats fighting because I can't play the violin. If you actually want to wallow a little, I could sing too, that is sure to make everyone suffer, but then I'd probably make you and Allia join in, and it would just get more awkward from there, but hey weird, awkward, silly, crazy, smart ass, and sarcasm is simply just what I have to bring to the table.
You are both my sisters from another mister! Iíll explain better later, but right now, Iím about to try for a more successful wank - wish me luck
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Justa,

Weird, awkward, silly, crazy, smart ass, and sarcasm are simply just what the doctor ordered.
And I love your avatar pic so much.

Allia - Thank you for your kind offer of a sympathetic ear.

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You are both my sisters from another mister! Iíll explain better later, but right now, Iím about to try for a more successful wank - wish me luck

um, good luck. Is there a hallmark card for that. or maybe a meme, there must be a meme, everything has a meme, off to find that.

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Justa,

Weird, awkward, silly, crazy, smart ass, and sarcasm are simply just what the doctor ordered.
And I love your avatar pic so much.

Allia - Thank you for your kind offer of a sympathetic ear.

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Thanks, I think here, it is more traditional to use a sexy picture of yourself, but my avi is more me than me faking sexy could be. So it was with this or a shot of my reindeer boobs.
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um, good luck. Is there a hallmark card for that. or maybe a meme, there must be a meme, everything has a meme, off to find that.



Thanks, I think here, it is more traditional to use a sexy picture of yourself, but my avi is more me than me faking sexy could be. So it was with this or a shot of my reindeer boobs.

And I failed to find an appropriate good luck meme (the ones that existed were kind of creepy) but I did find this

https://pics.me.me/student-sets-out-...ld-4773472.png

and now I really wish to know what he was writing a paper own, and I also bet I could beat his record (though women do have an advantage on cumulative amounts of orgasms in a single day) And how does one get the job of official orgasm referee. that could be an interesting job. anyway I wish you the inspiration of whatever this kid was writing a paper about.
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You are both my sisters from another mister! Iíll explain better later, but right now, Iím about to try for a more successful wank - wish me luck
*searching unsuccessfully for pompoms *

ďTwo, four, six, eight, whoís about to masturbate? Allia! Go, go Allia!Ē
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