loquere
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So much for the weekend...
It's not over yet.
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So much for the weekend...
I really think you'll have to open it with some force.
Companions' legs shouldn't be so hard to open, it limits fun times.
You could have given me some more details about what the dress could entail
'Sleazy for a queen', was the first thought that came to my mind.
A royal gala at a castle sounds fancy, but it really doesn't matter what any of the women wear at the ball.
It's a masked ball, and it's to stop you all from staring!
Ehhh... that's not how bindings are supposed to be.
Sorry, I thought you were going to ski, not sin. You're disgusting.
It says 'Pre-Natal Skin Report', pervert!
Maybe not, but please goose me up the... Ahh!... I mean, Woot, woot, [size=-2]woot...[/size]
Wasn't Dorothy a little kinky for Oz?
Just because a girl's like a petty ho doesn't mean she's a total slut!
Let me blow you.
How twee of you!
You have to be saintly and cute to jack it off.
No, trust me, that was my jack-off; gorgeous Michael did something with the Police.
No, only Pete's cock feathering Despina's "apples" this time.
Just a title? No serious literary talking?
Just a ticket? Not summoned for shitty parking?
I find ineffectual erotica to be too celeb-ful.
Just because I wrote outside the lines in a completely fucked-up fan-fic, doesn't mean I deserve to be beaten this way.
What did you expect after skipping Liz like that?
The beratings will continue until morals improve (and a few people learn what a BDSM threat means!).
SO, Moody! Cheese Whiz?
Chet's whiz does make for a fun time and is great on hot gals!