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Oblivion.
I wish I would snap out of it.
Wish I had 5 minutes in a dark alley with Anonymous...
Wish I had 5 minutes in a dark alley with Anonymous...
I've made this wish several hundred times.
I have sweet anonymice who are romance fans and sneak on here for a little thrill. They leave me hilariously lovely comments! (My blogpost about them.)
I think they probably secretly wish they could meet either of you in a dark alley!
My secret wish was granted today.
I wish ear wax tasted like caviar. That would surely drive down the price on real caviar, not to mention kicking off a cottage industry of ear wax suppliers to caviar enthusiasts, which would help ease the global recession. As a plus, nobody would look at you funny if you stored a few spoonfuls of real caviar in your ears for convenient, on-the-go snacks!
-blink-
... Ah, why caviar? As opposed to, I dunno, Nutella?
I owe you a beer, Naoko, your attitude toward anonymous is correct, and I let one of two bad comments sour me. Thanks for setting my head straight.