Tryharder62
Keep Believing
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Well ladies, I just saw Islandman's pics and all I can say is HUBBAH! Perfectly formed, utterly amazing. He's got a work of art in his trousers and I am humbled.
Lucky you!
That wasn't his cock, that was his ferret!
*frantically fumbles with iPhone camera app while pulling down front of track pants*
Like a god I tell you!
A strangely furry god mind you, with beady eyes...hm.
this is all starting to scare me.
I'm sure Islandman will be along soon to clear this all up.
Iman told me that no self respecting man should go around with a penis like mine.
So since there is an opening for the position of pope I think I shall castrate myself.
please make sure to put it into a jar and send it to me.
God really fucked me over.
He gave me the gargantuan testicles, but gave me the short end as far as my penis.
Well ladies, I just saw Islandman's pics and all I can say is HUBBAH! Perfectly formed, utterly amazing. He's got a work of art in his trousers and I am humbled.
so i missed all the excitement again? again???
*considers sulking . . . - nah, too much effort and faux-pouting* but still, i feel late to the partayyyy
Insinuating that pictures of his junk should generate excitement might be overkill...I already said it was his ferret.
Insinuating that pictures of his junk should generate excitement might be overkill...I already said it was his ferret.
two ferrets? only we mustn't omit zumi's offering
just sayin'
Eve is nice.