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ASSHAT AWARDS: Even more of the Best of the Worst PMs & emails received

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This is elsewhere, not Lit, and after we'd exchanged a few messages, which were mostly comprised of me explaining that we're clearly not compatible, in increasingly strident tones (inasmuch as one can be strident on a computer screen). ['That' is a reference to me having just listed my sexual preferences in the vain hope that would scare him off.]:

"Please host me and I will come now and do all that for you or give me a call when you are ready.

But dont let me lick you if you have had any issue down under."
 
I read this thread sometimes, and I was wondering when I'd get my first weirdo on this site. I've had a couple so far, but none really too far out there until just now in the chat section of the site. I screencapped it and blocked out his user name just in case that's what the rule is here. Hopefully the attachment works. If not, I'll just transcribe our little chat in the next post.

And for the record, my profile on this section of the site is blank, but over on the other part of the site where I can actually edit my profile at the moment, my brief bio says "don't send me porn." It's literally a line long. Not hard to miss.
 

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Maria89 said:
I read this thread sometimes, and I was wondering when I'd get my first weirdo on this site. I've had a couple so far, but none really too far out there until just now in the chat section of the site. I screencapped it and blocked out his user name just in case that's what the rule is here. Hopefully the attachment works. If not, I'll just transcribe our little chat in the next post.

And for the record, my profile on this section of the site is blank, but over on the other part of the site where I can actually edit my profile at the moment, my brief bio says "don't send me porn." It's literally a line long. Not hard to miss.
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Welcome aboard
:rose:

Quite a charming fella you found there.
If his reaction to being blocked is to harass you from another account, then report him to a moderator.
We have some humanoids mixed in with the general population.
 
Cumference said:
Welcome aboard
:rose:

Quite a charming fella you found there.
If his reaction to being blocked is to harass you from another account, then report him to a moderator.
We have some humanoids mixed in with the general population.
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Thanks for the concern. I just blocked the guy and moved on. It really doesn't bother me that much, though. I just laugh it off. But if I hear from him again, I'll let a moderator know.
 
I guess this counts but it was a thread on the BDSM personals.

The location is a church in brooklyn.
5 minutes of google searches confirms it's the obvious lie that it is (E.g. the actual Vice show isn't doing physical auditions, only does online recruitment, the show doesn't even have actors since it's a sex-subculture documentary series, the church isn't hosting any events at that time, etc) so wtf?!
It's more super creepy than asshat I guess.

So is there going to be some guy waiting nearby that church late at night for any incredibly gullible women who show up to that non-existent event to do...what???
 
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Blue said:
I guess this counts but it was a thread on the BDSM personals.

The location is a church in brooklyn.
5 minutes of google searches confirms it's the obvious lie that it is (E.g. the actual Vice show isn't doing physical auditions, only does online recruitment, the show doesn't even have actors since it's a sex-subculture documentary series, the church isn't hosting any events at that time, etc) so wtf?!
It's more super creepy than asshat I guess.

So is there going to be some guy waiting nearby that church late at night for any incredibly gullible women who show up to that non-existent event to do...what???
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That's insane! I saw the replies in the ad - it's super super creepy!
 
I can't see any of the posts by "Slutever", but a search says , that there are 3.

The mods must have been swooping.
 
Another pearler

Again, not here but elsehwere ... this is after we'd exchanged maybe 30 messages, with him wanting to be 'the one' for me, including this statement: "I thought you wanted a person that could understand your situation and be part of the solution. I would like to be that person.". In the end, I pointed out that I probably wasn't really going to be 'the one' for anyone, and got this is response (after which he promptly blocked me:

"I am definitely not into multiple partners and cheating."

That's fine ... BUT my profile on this site explains at length that I'm wanting my relationships to be based around ethical non-monogamy, that this doesn't mean 'cheating' because of the honesty aspect (and in fact, I'm not wanting to get involved with people who are 'cheating', and that if that's a deal-breaker ... well, it just is what it is. I couldn't have been any more upfront about this ... :confused:
 
after reading through some of these, I'm surprised there are any ladies/ women/ hotties (trying to cover all the bases without offending anyone) left, lol.

The chain mail one had promise, though, maybe in a story..lol...
 
About a week or so ago, this guy asked me how big my boobs are. I didn't respond. This is the conversation we've had over the past couple days.
 

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About a week or so ago, this guy asked me how big my boobs are. I didn't respond. This is the conversation we've had over the past couple days.
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Good grief. Do these guys understand how this sort of shit makes them look?
 
Again, not on Lit, but still worth a copy and paste - first contact, nothing about my profile that would suggest this sort of thing would be welcome, this is the entirety of the message:
"Master here r u a sub to chat too"

What's actually most offensive, though, is of nine words, only five of them are either actual words, or the words he intended to type, and this isn't a proper sentence.
 
I've gotten PM's basically saying: "I'll be your Master. Send nude photos. ASAP."
 
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lillianaZ said:
You would not believe some of the PM's I've gotten in the last 24 hours! (Disclaimer: some have been awesome and super helpful.) The rest were along the lines of: "I'll be your Master. Send nude photos. ASAP."
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Yeah ... revealing yourself as having any tendencies along those lines on the boards will inevitably result in that. It's so tiresome. You'll encounter a few discussions about the tedium of the 'Domly doms' on the relevant boards.
 
lillianaZ said:
You would not believe some of the PM's I've gotten in the last 24 hours! (Disclaimer: some have been awesome and super helpful.) The rest were along the lines of: "I'll be your Master. Send nude photos. ASAP."
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It's a routine all new sub women here seem to be subjected to... once you have more posts or you put yourself on invisible mode they will taper off.
 
cascadiabound said:
It's a routine all new sub women here seem to be subjected to... once you have more posts or you put yourself on invisible mode they will taper off.
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Yep!! It was crazy in the beginning here. I am old news now...I never get anyone trying to dom me anymore. Well no one new anyway. Haha
 
werdsmith said:
after reading through some of these, I'm surprised there are any ladies/ women/ hotties (trying to cover all the bases without offending anyone) left, lol.

The chain mail one had promise, though, maybe in a story..lol...
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Thats kind of what i thought, but if i had to guess, they are so used to dealing with this shit that its not going to stop them from doing what they want to do, like being on this site, or whatever.
 
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LMAO :D
 
I had a guy send a PM asking about my kids. Uhhhhh NO! I'm pretty open minded and generally don't judge, but leave my kids out of it. Grown or not.
 
Anyone else receive a PM from a Domme starting off with:
Hello Slave...
 
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