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Old 11-26-2017, 05:24 PM   #1
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Girl, I'm gonna write about you.

Wow.

That may have come across as pretty aggressive.

As if I'm going to take all of the dirty little things I know about you and write a tell all book. It'll will be in all the bookstores before Christmas, I'll be doing the local morning shows by January and by the time the snow melts, everyone will know exactly what sort of a dirty bird you really are under your goody two shoes exterior.

I'll be honest, I probably know very little about you. Apart from your mother's maiden name and your PIN code, you're a closed book to me. I mean, I saw a few things when I was watching you through your living room window, but nothing too revealing. Nice tits by the way.

When I say I'm going to write about you, I mean I want to write about you.

Even more specifically..I need a muse.

If you take a look at my stories, most of them have a woman as their inspiration. Sometimes based on real life fun, sometimes just based on online conversations.

I want to write a new story and I want it to be about you. In order for that to happen, we have to get to know each other better.

Here's what I do know about you.

You're pretty private about your dirty side. Most people have no idea what sort of wanton little slut you could be with the right man.

You love pleasing a man and the idea of being used for your mutual pleasure is pretty much the bee's knees. Shit, now I've dated myself. I am in fact, 104.

You want to find a man who can help you explore your sexuality. Depending on your location, that might just be online for now. As you get comfortable, sharing pics, video, bank accounts. In person eventually if geography isn't being a real asshole.

Finally, you're interested in me. Which leads me...to me. Damnit, trapped by my syntax. I'm in my late 30s, in Toronto, Canada. White, 5'10, 2 eyes, ears, noses, the usual really.

Say hi? Or don't, I'm not the boss of you. Though you really shouldn't have read this far if you weren't applying for the job. It's just a waste of our time and we have 14 applicants who are very interested in the role. HR will show you out.

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Old 11-28-2017, 10:01 PM   #2
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Wow.

That may have come across as pretty aggressive.

As if I'm going to take all of the dirty little things I know about you and write a tell all book. It'll will be in all the bookstores before Christmas, I'll be doing the local morning shows by January and by the time the snow melts, everyone will know exactly what sort of a dirty bird you really are under your goody two shoes exterior.

I'll be honest, I probably know very little about you. Apart from your mother's maiden name and your PIN code, you're a closed book to me. I mean, I saw a few things when I was watching you through your living room window, but nothing too revealing. Nice tits by the way.

When I say I'm going to write about you, I mean I want to write about you.

Even more specifically..I need a muse.

If you take a look at my stories, most of them have a woman as their inspiration. Sometimes based on real life fun, sometimes just based on online conversations.

I want to write a new story and I want it to be about you. In order for that to happen, we have to get to know each other better.

Here's what I do know about you.

You're pretty private about your dirty side. Most people have no idea what sort of wanton little slut you could be with the right man.

You love pleasing a man and the idea of being used for your mutual pleasure is pretty much the bee's knees. Shit, now I've dated myself. I am in fact, 104.

You want to find a man who can help you explore your sexuality. Depending on your location, that might just be online for now. As you get comfortable, sharing pics, video, bank accounts. In person eventually if geography isn't being a real asshole.

Finally, you're interested in me. Which leads me...to me. Damnit, trapped by my syntax. I'm in my late 30s, in Toronto, Canada. White, 5'10, 2 eyes, ears, noses, the usual really.

Say hi? Or don't, I'm not the boss of you. Though you really shouldn't have read this far if you weren't applying for the job. It's just a waste of our time and we have 14 applicants who are very interested in the role. HR will show you out.

T
*almost spits soup!*

This has me laughing! Sorry, not applying, but I did want to give this a bump.
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Old 11-28-2017, 10:04 PM   #3
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*almost spits soup!*

This has me laughing! Sorry, not applying, but I did want to give this a bump.
Is that the "head rotating all the way around spitting soup"
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Old 11-28-2017, 10:16 PM   #4
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Is that the "head rotating all the way around spitting soup"
Nah, just the "can't believe he wrote all that" funny kind.
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Old 11-28-2017, 10:35 PM   #5
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I think itís hot.
Good luck, Thoggy.
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Old 11-28-2017, 10:37 PM   #6
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I think itís hot.
Good luck, Thoggy.
I hope he gets replies! I think it was a fantastic piece of writing!
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Old 11-29-2017, 12:41 AM   #7
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Nope. You're not gonna make me cry with how sweet you're all being. Nope.

I'm a man dammit. I fuck bitches, bang hos and attend feminist poetry readings.

Still..very sweet words.

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Old 12-03-2017, 02:32 AM   #8
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Bump...
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Old 12-03-2017, 04:12 AM   #9
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Bump...
Really.
I want gossip.
Didja hook up?
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Old 12-09-2017, 04:50 PM   #10
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I fuck bitches, bang hos and attend feminist poetry readings.
In that order?

Nevertheless, a well-written personal, and therefore bump-worthy!
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Old 12-19-2017, 11:22 AM   #11
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My dear Lady JS...

Thank you for raising the question of what order I do things in these days.

I'll be honest, when I was young, I would start at the feminist poetry readings and then attempt to fuck some bitches and bang some hos.

This resulted in my being banned from the majority of poetry readings in the greater Toronto area. There is nothing as inconvenient as having to drive to Kingston when you want to hear some feminist poetry.

Over time, I learned to start with the banging o' the hos (hoes?) and da' bitches. Then once I had gotten it all out of my system, I would go to the poetry readings and be a perfect gentleman.

This has been a real trip down memory lane. Now, where did my volume by Rupi Kaur go? Ah there it is, underneath my copy of Juggs Magazine.

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Broker of Record, Chapter 1
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Old 01-01-2018, 01:31 AM   #12
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Quite clever

I have to applaud and *bump* as well, very nice to read a well thought out personal.
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Old 01-20-2018, 02:15 PM   #13
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Bumping this back to the top.
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Old 01-21-2018, 04:26 PM   #14
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So much bumping. As Mr. Reginald Kelly says, ain't nothing wrong with a little bump (and grind).

That is all.

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