Write Our Own Limericks Line By Line
- Thread starter Cymru6969
- Start date
- Status
Hornblende
Exploring eloquence
- Joined
- Oct 14, 2015
- Posts
- 19,195
She speaks Russian and Greek with me
I speak gibberish while down on one knee
Ass-to-mouth, she's game
And that's how I came
The problem? She now wants a fee.
I speak gibberish while down on one knee
Ass-to-mouth, she's game
And that's how I came
The problem? She now wants a fee.
She speaks Russian and Greek with me
I speak gibberish while down on one knee
Ass-to-mouth, she's game
And that's how I came
The problem? She now wants a fee.
One way or the other, you'll pay
weespanner
Lim-erotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2006
- Posts
- 23,379
One way or the other, you'll pay
There ain't no free lunch as they say
You get what you give
There ain't no free lunch as they say
You get what you give
weespanner
Lim-erotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2006
- Posts
- 23,379
One way or the other, you'll pay
There ain't no free lunch as they say
You get what you give
That's one way to live
So give head then your thighs can splay
There ain't no free lunch as they say
You get what you give
That's one way to live
So give head then your thighs can splay
LizVegas79
Naughty Advice Doc
- Joined
- Oct 13, 2014
- Posts
- 39,108
She bought a house with a sex dungeon
weespanner
Lim-erotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2006
- Posts
- 23,379
She bought a house with a sex dungeon
And a big pool that she could plunge in
And a big pool that she could plunge in
Hornblende
Exploring eloquence
- Joined
- Oct 14, 2015
- Posts
- 19,195
She bought a house with a sex dungeon
And a big pool that she could plunge in
The orgy began
And a big pool that she could plunge in
The orgy began
weespanner
Lim-erotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2006
- Posts
- 23,379
They met at a fancy hotel
weespanner
Lim-erotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2006
- Posts
- 23,379
They met at a fancy hotel
the mattress and pillows were swell.
Those silken bed sheets
the mattress and pillows were swell.
Those silken bed sheets
weespanner
Lim-erotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2006
- Posts
- 23,379
They met at a fancy hotel
the mattress and pillows were swell.
Those silken bed sheets
could tickle their feets.
And tease their erect bits as well
the mattress and pillows were swell.
Those silken bed sheets
could tickle their feets.
And tease their erect bits as well
Deprived_in_AZ
Call me Dee :)
- Joined
- Jun 19, 2004
- Posts
- 49,665
Well played, I must go to bed
But first, should I give you some head?
But first, should I give you some head?
weespanner
Lim-erotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2006
- Posts
- 23,379
Well played, I must go to bed
But first, should I give you some head?
T'was the thought of silk
But first, should I give you some head?
T'was the thought of silk
Deprived_in_AZ
Call me Dee :)
- Joined
- Jun 19, 2004
- Posts
- 49,665
wee!!
Well played, I must go to bed
But first, should I give you some head?
T'was the thought of silk
Which produced his "milk"
Well played, I must go to bed
But first, should I give you some head?
T'was the thought of silk
Which produced his "milk"
weespanner
Lim-erotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2006
- Posts
- 23,379
Dee!!!
Well played, I must go to bed
But first, should I give you some head?
T'was the thought of silk
Which produced his "milk"
So happily, Dee was well fed
Well played, I must go to bed
But first, should I give you some head?
T'was the thought of silk
Which produced his "milk"
So happily, Dee was well fed
Deprived_in_AZ
Call me Dee :)
- Joined
- Jun 19, 2004
- Posts
- 49,665
Finally, Dee's deprived no more!
weespanner
Lim-erotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2006
- Posts
- 23,379
Finally, Dee's deprived no more!
They're now queuing up at her door
Deprived_in_AZ
Call me Dee :)
- Joined
- Jun 19, 2004
- Posts
- 49,665
Finally, Dee's deprived no more!
They're now queuing up at her door
She can take her pick
They're now queuing up at her door
She can take her pick
weespanner
Lim-erotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2006
- Posts
- 23,379
Finally, Dee's deprived no more!
They're now queuing up at her door
She can take her pick
Who's first for a lick?
They're now queuing up at her door
She can take her pick
Who's first for a lick?
Deprived_in_AZ
Call me Dee :)
- Joined
- Jun 19, 2004
- Posts
- 49,665
Finally, Dee's deprived no more!
They're now queuing up at her door
She can take her pick
Who's first for a lick?
It's fucking and sucking galore!
They're now queuing up at her door
She can take her pick
Who's first for a lick?
It's fucking and sucking galore!
weespanner
Lim-erotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2006
- Posts
- 23,379
She changed her name to "satisfied"
- Status
