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Old 12-24-2011, 09:28 AM   #51
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Old 12-24-2011, 11:32 AM   #52
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Ah, the prey has arrived.

Another prey is right behind you!

(I'm stalking my predator.)
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Old 12-24-2011, 12:06 PM   #53
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Old 12-24-2011, 12:24 PM   #54
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Actually, she didn't "go a step too far"... She drove!
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Old 12-24-2011, 12:36 PM   #55
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Another prey is right behind you!

(I'm stalking my predator.)
Funny how that works.

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be careful, or the hunter will be the hunted.
Hmmm, that could be fun, like a game of hide and seek.

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Actually, she didn't "go a step too far"... She drove!
Speaking of driving....
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Old 12-24-2011, 02:54 PM   #56
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Old 12-24-2011, 04:24 PM   #57
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Old 12-24-2011, 06:34 PM   #58
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But then again, you are sweet enough for me.
Aww....
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Are you done now, Tex?
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:13 PM   #60
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Are you done now, Tex?
He's helping Santa hitch up the reindeer.
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:35 PM   #61
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Are you done now, Tex?
Do I look done? If I do, stick a fork in me and check.

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He's helping Santa hitch up the reindeer.

Reindeer? We use blue tick hounds down here.
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:37 PM   #62
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Reindeer? We use blue tick hounds down here.
Is Blue Boy the one with the red nose?
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:41 PM   #63
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Is Blue Boy the one with the red nose?
Nope, that's Ruby. Blue Boy is bringing up the rear, so to speak.
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:48 PM   #64
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Nope, that's Ruby. Blue Boy is bringing up the rear, so to speak.
Ruby's getting her Christmas present early, I take it.
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"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 12-24-2011, 10:52 PM   #65
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Ruby's getting her Christmas present early, I take it.
She stops short every time and Blue Boy nails her. That's how her nose stays so bright.
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:54 PM   #66
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She stops short every time and Blue Boy nails her. That's how her nose stays so bright.
That would also explain the reserve teams in the other kennels.
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We went from stalking to dog rape? How did that happen?
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Old 12-24-2011, 11:14 PM   #68
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We went from stalking to dog rape? How did that happen?
Dog Rape? That there is puppy love.

All the stalkies got lost somewhere so us stalkers had to bide the time somehow.

Tall tails, uh, tales help to pass the time.
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Dog Rape? That there is puppy love.

All the stalkies got lost somewhere so us stalkers had to bide the time somehow.

Tall tails, uh, tales help to pass the time.

*Tag* - You're it.


(I better get out of here in a hurry!)

Nite Tx.
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Old 12-25-2011, 12:03 AM   #70
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*Tag* - You're it.


(I better get out of here in a hurry!)

Nite Tx.
Not so fast there little lady.



I'm headed for bed. I have to be up in five hours.

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Old 12-25-2011, 12:11 AM   #71
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Dog Rape? That there is puppy love.

All the stalkies got lost somewhere so us stalkers had to bide the time somehow.

Tall tails, uh, tales help to pass the time.
Tails, that's all you guys think about.

Thank heavens...
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Old 12-25-2011, 01:14 AM   #72
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Tails, that's all you guys think about.

Thank heavens...
There you go ASSuming something about us...
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Thank heavens...

Ahem . . . . well, not quite.
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I agree...
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I agree...
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