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Old 02-11-2019, 02:28 PM   #2576
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You could have given me some more details about what the dress could entail

Once you knew it was topless and bottomless, I figured you'd expect a lot of groping.
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Old 02-13-2019, 12:45 PM   #2577
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Once you knew it was only cellophane, I figured you'd expect a lot of drooling.
'Easy to clean', was the first thought that came to my mind.
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Old 02-13-2019, 01:17 PM   #2578
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'Sleazy for a queen', was the first thought that came to my mind.
A royal gangbang at a castle sounds fancy, but it really doesn't matter what any of the women wear at all.
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Old 02-14-2019, 09:35 AM   #2579
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A royal gala at a castle sounds fancy, but it really doesn't matter what any of the women wear at the ball.
It's a masked ball, and that's all they should be wearing!
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Old 02-14-2019, 05:20 PM   #2580
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It's a masked ball, and it's to stop you all from staring!
I guess I'll just feel my way around then and grab at a partner.
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Old 02-15-2019, 03:03 PM   #2581
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I guess I'll just grab my way around then and feel up a partner.
Ehhh... that's not how blind dates are supposed to be.
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Old 02-15-2019, 08:39 PM   #2582
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Ehhh... that's not how bindings are supposed to be.
Sorry, I thought you were going to ski, not to skin.
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Old 02-17-2019, 09:22 AM   #2583
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Sorry, I thought you were going to ski, not sin. You're disgusting.
Hey buddy read the sign, this is a nudist ski resort, so don't judge me, okay!
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Old 02-17-2019, 06:05 PM   #2584
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Hey buddy read the sign, this is a naturist ski resort, so don't judge me, okay!
It says 'Natural Ski Resort', pervert!
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Old 02-17-2019, 08:09 PM   #2585
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It says 'Pre-Natal Skin Report', pervert!
There's nothing perverted about preggo kink, buddy.
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Old 02-19-2019, 08:36 AM   #2586
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There's nothing perverted about pet play, puppy.
Maybe not, but please loosen up the... Aww!... I mean, Woof, woof, woof...
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Old 02-20-2019, 01:49 PM   #2587
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Maybe not, but please goose me up the... Ahh!... I mean, Woot, woot, woot...
Isn't that a little kinky for the AH?
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Old 02-20-2019, 07:20 PM   #2588
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Wasn't Dorothy a little kinky for Oz?
Just because a girl likes pretty shoes doesn't mean she's a total slut!
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Old 02-20-2019, 08:26 PM   #2589
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Just because a girl's like a petty ho doesn't mean she's a total slut!
Really? Just what does it mean, then?
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Rimming? Just what does it mean, then?
Let me show you.
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Old 02-23-2019, 10:23 PM   #2591
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Let me blow you.
How sweet of you!
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Old 02-24-2019, 03:33 AM   #2592
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How twee of you!
You have to be dainty and cute to pull it off.
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You have to be saintly and cute to jack it off.
Really? I thought it was the devil made work for idle hands.
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Old 02-26-2019, 01:02 PM   #2594
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Really? I thought it was George Michael who made songs for little fans.
No, trust me, that was Michael Jackson; George Michael did something with the Police.
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Old 02-26-2019, 02:28 PM   #2595
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No, trust me, that was my jack-off; gorgeous Michael did something with the Police.
Did it involve the vice squad?
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Old 03-01-2019, 12:51 PM   #2596
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Did it involve the cattle prod?
No, only peacock feathers and pineapples this time.
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Old 03-01-2019, 01:46 PM   #2597
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No, only Pete's cock feathering Despina's "apples" this time.
Just a tickle? No serious titty fucking?
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Just a title? No serious literary talking?

I find intellectual erotica to be too cerebral.
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Old 03-01-2019, 02:13 PM   #2599
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Just a ticket? Not summoned for shitty parking?
Just because I wasn't in the lines and completely blocked traffic, don't mean I deserve to be treated this way.
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Old 03-01-2019, 09:30 PM   #2600
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I find ineffectual erotica to be too celeb-ful.
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Just because I wrote outside the lines in a completely fucked-up fan-fic, doesn't mean I deserve to be beaten this way.
What did you expect after boring Liz like that?
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