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Old 02-06-2019, 11:55 PM   #201
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Old 02-07-2019, 03:53 PM   #202
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There's no stalker like an asparagus stalker.
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Old 02-07-2019, 05:32 PM   #203
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True, although a Dragon comes close
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Old 02-07-2019, 07:33 PM   #204
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There's no stalker like an asparagus stalker.
There is no stalking in the cabbage patch.

Bowling is optional.
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:06 PM   #205
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There's no stalker like an asparagus stalker.
Puns. Cute.

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True, although a Dragon comes close
Warmer.

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There is no stalking in the cabbage patch.

Bowling is optional.
Bowling hurts my hand.
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:27 PM   #206
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And here I thought it was my weekend off or are you stalking me now?
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Old 02-09-2019, 12:24 AM   #207
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Tonight it's celery stalks for tuna salad. I'm reminded of an old NATIONAL ENQUIRER story about a man who beat his wife to death with limp broccoli stalks. That took seven years. See, stalking can be slow, too.
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Old 02-09-2019, 04:03 AM   #208
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Tonight it's celery stalks for tuna salad. I'm reminded of an old NATIONAL ENQUIRER story about a man who beat his wife to death with limp broccoli stalks. That took seven years. See, stalking can be slow, too.
Can it be done with Rhubarb as well ?
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Old 02-10-2019, 04:28 AM   #209
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When done stalking, pounce. It's only natural. Even with celery or rhubarb.

[crowd mutters]
...rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb...
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:16 AM   #210
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:33 AM   #211
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Except dried legumes.
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:45 AM   #212
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Will you get all those beans out of the way so I have a clear line of sight.
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Old 02-14-2019, 01:19 AM   #213
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Good night, stalker.
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Old 02-14-2019, 08:32 AM   #214
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You beat me to bed by 15 minutes.
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No more stalks. Roots and tubers only. And seeds, of course. Gotta stay seedy. It's the law.
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Old 02-16-2019, 12:28 PM   #216
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No more stalks. Roots and tubers only. And seeds, of course. Gotta stay seedy. It's the law.
A seedy stalker? Uh, I have Style.
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A seedy stalker? Uh, I have Style.
Is it a stylish stocking?
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Old 02-16-2019, 08:05 PM   #218
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Is it a stylish stocking?
Yes, a stylish mocha thigh high with a lace top band. It goes very well with my stalker clothes.
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Yes, a stylish mocha thigh high with a lace top band. It goes very well with my stalker clothes.
I always found that a lady looked good in that gear.
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Old 02-18-2019, 10:31 PM   #220
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Bowling hurts my hand.
Then you didn't drop anything on your foot/feet? Excellent. Bowling hurts my hearing. Especially when bowlers drop heavy stuff on their feet and yell. Or on MY feet, so *I* yell. Then I hurt everyone's hearing. But do I care about them? Nope.

I once lived near Rochester NY, bowling capitol of North America by count. Much yelling there. Only a little stalking, sure, but that was long ago, when Kodak lived. Not much left to do there now but stalk and stroll. BTW Rochester's own Genesee Cream Ale aka Ginny Creme is fine. I happily found Ginny Creme cans in outdoor vending machines for a quarter. In Kansas. I didn't even need to stalk it.

Has anyone made beer from stalks of rhubarb? Just wondering.
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. But do I care about them? Nope.

Has anyone made beer from stalks of rhubarb? Just wondering.
I've made rhubarb wine.
You have to be careful with the stalks. The skin contains Oxalic Acid, especially if it green.
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