Hey Lance

lovecraft68 · May 13, 2016

inexile said:
So, why doesn't your husband post for himself what he knows instead of you just blowing more like a butthurt tool hangin' at the clotheline?

I have no doubt your partisan Twatterville pals will eagerly swallow all you have to shovel, but - objectively - you don't possess even an ounce of credibility on the subject.

Friggin' gossip whore.

I can't wait for the day you do everyone in your life-and here, oh wait this is your life-a favor and choke to death on your hate.

richard_daily · May 13, 2016

lovetoread said:
I am pretty sure that twatterville is the closest he will get to a twat.

I don't think he's allowed within the city limits.

They passed an ordinance.

Lancecastor · May 13, 2016

silver gurl said:
Seeing that you have been crawling up on everyone's skin lately...

Don't be such a whiner.

You fool around a bit. You lie about it.

That just makes you normal; dont fuck it up by going menstrual.

hashtag45 · May 13, 2016

Lord Pmann said:
*grabs popcorn*

It has been a while since there has been anything good happening. Now, I like Lance and he's got some quick wit, so I'm curious to see where this thread goes.

yup:

Hey 4est, I found an emoji for that, how about that?

EDIT.
Reason for deleting the animated emoji:
I was told that it was a "malware". I have no idea what a malware is or if it was all just a joke, but I deleted the gif just in case.

Fata Morgana · May 13, 2016

inexile said:
So, why doesn't your husband post for himself what he knows instead of you just blowing more like a butthurt tool hangin' at the clotheline?

I have no doubt your partisan Twatterville pals will eagerly swallow all you have to shovel, but - objectively - you don't possess even an ounce of credibility on the subject.

Friggin' gossip whore.

Shut the fuck up, you tool. You'll be monitoring this thread like an abortion rally you fucking hypocrite. Go sit in the corner and play with a rusty coathanger til she posts summat.

Cunt.

Lancecastor · May 13, 2016

silver gurl said:
Seeing that you have been crawling up on everyone's skin lately, I asked my husband about you.
Funny thing, before we were married, my husband met you, in GTA. He knows exactly who and what you are and gave me quite a good description.
Do you remember?

Was that back when he was banging a lot of coke and little tighty?

snojo said:
You have to be the most beautifull woman I have ever seen!

Lancecastor · May 13, 2016

Snojo was chasing tail on ampics for years before he met silvergurl.

Not any more.

If we look, will we find silvergurl nudes under her first litname?

richard_daily · May 13, 2016

Is lance trying to change the subject again?

hashtag45 · May 13, 2016

Richard just said the other day that he has Lance on iggy.
(*more popcorn*)

Lancecastor · May 13, 2016

If you were a real girl, dick would punch you in the face.

hashtag45 · May 13, 2016

Lancecastor said:
If you were a real girl, dick would punch you in the face.

Hey now.

Lancecastor · May 13, 2016

Oh come on, it was funny.

Adre · May 13, 2016

I expected more.

Lancecastor · May 13, 2016

richard_daily said:
Is this a subscription-based model?

Thats a nice euphemism for grrls like Silver.

4est_4est_Gump · May 13, 2016

hssh345 said:
yup:

Hey 4est, I found an emoji for that, how about that?

*chuckle*

Just now saw that. I like it. I might even steal it.

Darbhinder · May 13, 2016

Hey 4est, I found a guy for you, oh I see you've already met...

Lancecastor · May 13, 2016

lovecraft68 said:
Is Lance massive and muscled as he claims? Did all the women at the parties beg to be used by him?

Was he trying to get his son laid by the young girls at the party and offering them money for it?

Was he offering the other women money to have sex behind his wife's back? Was he trying to rub up on all the women?

Laura's next "book"?

Jennifer · May 13, 2016

neci said:
i am rarely masturbating these days.

dry mode.

I masterbate enough for the both of us. Perhaps we could try it together? :kiss:

Aphro · May 13, 2016

Still waiting on the big reveal here...

Disgustipated · May 13, 2016

Lance blew his Lit Wad with the real-life stalking and chasing off the board of TRB.
He's really just a shell of his former female-hating, punk-ass self.

Lancecastor · May 13, 2016

Aphroditiac said:
Still waiting on the big reveal here...

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Pookie · May 13, 2016

hssh345 said:
yup:

Hey 4est, I found an emoji for that, how about that?

My Avast is blocking that gif from loading. Says it is malware.

yossi · May 13, 2016

If I hadn't subscribed to this last night it would have blown up to 20 pages, I bet.

Pookie · May 13, 2016

Pookahontas said:
My Avast is blocking that gif from loading. Says it is malware.

Seriously ... it keeps saying threat blocked:

URL: http://pragmaticobotsunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Smiley31-1-15.gif
Infection: URL:Mal
Process: C:\Program Files (x86)\Google\Chrome\Application\chrome.exe

GimpyIntellect · May 13, 2016

Lance, I just want to let you know that if it turns out you're a pimply-faced virginal dweeb living in your mother's basement, it just means we have more in common.

Hey Lance

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