Hypoxia
doesn't watch television
- Joined
- Sep 7, 2013
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I am a HILF, a Highly Intelligent Life Form, known to you humans as a cat. (No, HILF does not mean Hobbits I'd Like to Fuck. Hobbits stink.) I observe the human family I own, especially those frenzied females considered MILFs and GILFs. I recount their adventures, not bothering to involve myself because eww, humans... Some of their antics are pretty wild. But no tentacles. Well, not many.