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Old 06-13-2018, 02:24 PM   #1
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HILFs and MILFs and GILFs

I am a HILF, a Highly Intelligent Life Form, known to you humans as a cat. (No, HILF does not mean Hobbits I'd Like to Fuck. Hobbits stink.) I observe the human family I own, especially those frenzied females considered MILFs and GILFs. I recount their adventures, not bothering to involve myself because eww, humans... Some of their antics are pretty wild. But no tentacles. Well, not many.
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Old 06-14-2018, 08:44 AM   #2
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a few dozen views and no replies. I guess this is a loser.
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Old 06-14-2018, 06:11 PM   #3
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Sorry, that's the wrong type of pussy for this website.

Also, I'd rather read about the Hobbit. Yes, a Hobbit who goes on a camping trip with thirteen very horny dwarves.......
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Old 06-14-2018, 07:43 PM   #4
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a few dozen views and no replies. I guess this is a loser.
I suggest that the absence of tentacles is the problem.
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Old 06-15-2018, 06:14 AM   #5
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I suggest that the absence of tentacles is the problem.
Cats with tentacles creep me out. YMMV.
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Old 06-15-2018, 08:14 AM   #6
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I'm having trouble with this one because I do not see how to play up the cat pov in a way that's erotic. What do you imagine the cat seeing?
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I'm having trouble with this one because I do not see how to play up the cat pov in a way that's erotic. What do you imagine the cat seeing?
The cat sees all. This a variant of the motel-mirror-as-witness trope, but with living eyeballs and cattitude. Maybe our HILF cat observer IS exited, but not by what sparks humans. Hilarity ensues.
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Old 06-15-2018, 04:49 PM   #8
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I'm having trouble with this one because I do not see how to play up the cat pov in a way that's erotic. What do you imagine the cat seeing?
I definitely see an upskirt theme beginning and maybe something to do with fish.

(Yes, someone was bound to say it. I just got it out of the way.)
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Old 06-16-2018, 02:15 AM   #9
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I definitely see an upskirt theme beginning and maybe something to do with fish.

(Yes, someone was bound to say it. I just got it out of the way.)
The HILF cat observes calmly, objectively, until tuna salad sandwiches appear.
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Gee... I'm a cat too!
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Gee... I'm a cat too!
But can you be a bored and snarky observer of human sexual activity?
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