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Soma99

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It's 2030, and even pornhb is creating "original content" for a subscription service. (Or some existing porn site, whatever)

Their most popular show is a reverse auction- Where people come on and bid against each other for who will perform a sex act for the least money.

Example:

Auctioneer "Alright our first act to bid on will be for you woman to remove your tops and do 10 jumping jacks. Do I have 100 dollars?..... Yes a 100 to contestant 2"

Contestant 1 "75"

Contestant 3 "50"

#2 "40"

ect.

Then whoever goes lowest does the task and gets that much money.

You could work in audience participation, you could talk about why the characters are there, maybe have a husband/wife their watching.
 
It's 2030, and even pornhb is creating "original content" for a subscription service. (Or some existing porn site, whatever)

Their most popular show is a reverse auction- Where people come on and bid against each other for who will perform a sex act for the least money.

Example:

Auctioneer "Alright our first act to bid on will be for you woman to remove your tops and do 10 jumping jacks. Do I have 100 dollars?..... Yes a 100 to contestant 2"

Contestant 1 "75"

Contestant 3 "50"

#2 "40"

ect.

Then whoever goes lowest does the task and gets that much money.

You could work in audience participation, you could talk about why the characters are there, maybe have a husband/wife their watching.

2030? Sounds more like December 2018! :)
 
Oh, I would read that.
Okay, so we sort contestants by political persuasion and ethnic identity and see who are the cheapest and kinkiest. Call it a pre-election poll. Will poor trash do anything for any tiny amount? Who prices themselves high? Where do the red caps end up?
 
Working something political into that is all too tempting. :cool:

Wrong thread, I think you're looking for the GB. President Cumacho, Frito, and Joe are on-board with that, but not even in this political state is this something "the masses" would like, even if you fed your garden Gatorade.

I was thinking this would more go into a sorority/fraternity hazing type of theme.
 
Need a catch to make them want to participate. If it goes down to a dollar each time, not many would care to be in the crowd trying to win. Maybe a golden rule of three wins and you get bumped up to a basic minimum of 10 dollars. 10 wins equals a minimum of fifty dollars. Then after that you get tossed into the exclusive club where different things happen. A lot more money but a lot more 'stuff' to do for it.
 
Need a catch to make them want to participate.
A reverse auction is unreal. Bids will always tend toward zero. A Dutch auction makes more sense.
"...the auctioneer begins with a high asking price, and lowers it until some participant accepts the price, or it reaches a predetermined reserve price. ...This type of auction is good for auctioning goods quickly, since a sale never requires more than one bid."​
That's fast paced, great for quickies.

Or run straight eBay-type auctions, where a contestant offers a sex act, from vanilla to quite kinky and/or messy, and sets an opening bid, maybe with a reserve. Who in the audience will bid highest for that fuck? Is there a buy-it-now (fuck-me-now) price?

When I traded gear on eBay, I always set an opening bid of 99 cents with no reserve, and watched the bids rise. I canceled auctions if bids didn't meet my secret reserve 12 hours before the end. I averaged 200% profit so my simple strategy worked. We may see similar dynamics in sex auctions.

The sex auction site is eSex or eFuck. Payments through FuckPal or SexPal. Bonus fucks for Bitcoins. There's a section for demos, previews, reviews of completed auctions. We can see prior winning bids and the fucks they won.

Pro contestants regularly auction fucks and build Favorites lists, and maybe short 'quickie' auctions. Let's offer group discounts, too. Win 10 auctions in a limited period, take 10% off. 20 wins, 20% discount. Et fucking cetera.

Today it's on the Dark Web. Next month it's public on NetFux or Pr0nHub. Time marches on.
 
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The sex auction site is eSex or eFuck. Payments through FuckPal or SexPal. Bonus fucks for Bitcoins. There's a section for demos, previews, reviews of completed auctions. We can see prior winning bids and the fucks they won.

Made me giggle like a little girl and spew my manly beer out my nose. Cheers!
 
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