Thread of humor

Kantarii

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He said/ She said blah blah blah..... 🙀But what did they really say about you in bed?🍿Kant
 
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They said I could go the distance; they just didn’t say how far.
 
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HP had been working diligently to keep up the humor thread:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=957918&page=114

I actually went through it in its entirety, not wanting to post a redundant joke. That was almost two full days of good laughs. :D

You guys realise that, in another life, HP was a stand up.

'Ladies and gentlemen, please give a big Apollo welcome to ... HAND LEY PAGE.' :D

Oh, and for all of you who haven't been to this side, The Apollo (formerly The Odeon) is where it happens. Go, HP!
 
Me?
Stand-up ?

Oh no; I do not have that skill.
I'm just a collector of jokes.
 
They said I was getting my panties in a bunch, I didn’t bother to tell them my panties were already laying on the floor.
 
They said they liked ice cream, only they didn’t specify - lick it or suck it.
 
They said my tongue was a master piece, they didn’t say if it was a Picasso or Pollock.

Anyway, I took it as Andy Warhol and relished in my 15 minutes of fame.
 
They said I could come back any time, I thought it was best if I just spent the night and save the trip.
 
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