One Sentence at a Time

latecomer91364 said:

Promote the story forward with a single sentence. You're allowed a maximum of two lines within the box, keeping the same font.

Bob Meets Brenda
by
Everybody

When Bob saw Brenda across the crowded bar, he immediately told the bartender to send her a drink and put it on his tab.

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KindofHere said:

Bob pulled a gun from his coat and shot the bartender in the face, whispering, "But I'm all out of cash," he then turned in Brenda's direction, screaming, "It wasn't meant to be, baby," and shot her between the eyes before stuffing the barrel of the gun into his mouth and mumbling something that sounded like fucked up gibberish; he pulled the trigger, his brains splattered across the shelves of liquor behind him.

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Rollinbones said:

Bob woke in a cold sweat, shaking with horror at the vivid technicolour Tarantino like gore fest involving his work colleague Brenda, with only one thing truly bothering him; why had he cum in pyjama pants?

ED: /attempted resurrection following unkindofhere.

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hylas_ said:

"Not again!" moaned Brenda, bustily (and undeadly) while picking herself up from the floor, quite literally.

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latecomer91364 said:

She stumbled to her feet, momentarily pondering her plan to kill her stepfather, when the director yelled "CUT!"

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SamScribble said:

'I think that we might have had a hair in the gate anyway,' the DOP said. 'Or maybe it was a rabbit.'

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Handley_Page said:

"Oh well, if that is the case," said the man from the Ministry, "you'll need a gaming licence."

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sprocketone said:

"Um, Hi Brenda," Bob said after swallowing his coffee and danish.

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latecomer91364 said:

Even though distracted by her own problems, she managed a smile and said, "Well, Bob, It looks like our big scene is coming up next."

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SamScribble said:

'Jeez, Brenda! I thought we had agreed that just for once we could have a quiet drink without you making a big scene.'

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latecomer91364 said:

She was beyond being distracted by Bob's playful banter, glaring at him when she whispered, "Did you think about what I asked you?"

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SamScribble said:

'Yes. I did,' said Bob. 'I thought about it a lot. But somehow I just don't think that wearing a purple chicken suit while I shag you is really me.'

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latecomer91364 said:

Suddenly, a shower of massive meteors hit the earth and killed every living being on the planet.

The End

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Hypoxia said:

Fortunately the quantum froth spewed-forth a universe exactly the same as the one that destroyed the planet, but with a near miss. In this universe, Bob's chicken suit was green, not purple, so he plowed ahead. Next episode: Nanobots fix everything. But with goofs. Hilarity ensues.

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