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What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

Anaconda man said:
"Thanks for last night, its nice to meet someone who wants me for me, not for just the physical thing. Your a gentleman, but that doesnt mean you have to leave me on my doorstep wanting more every dare! I want it to!! xx "

I think her predictive text turned date into dare...
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Hey dude, cross that doorstep and enjoy! :cool:
 
"I do love your magnificence."
"That's a big word!"
"It's a big penis :)"

:cool:
 
No one could ever call you ordinary. You're amazing.

(From my husband, of all people...)
 
"Hello? Can you you hear me?"

(The only person I've spoken to so far was a telemarketer.)
 
Are you over 21?




We both laughed and I took my paracetamols.
 
"Would you quit sending me those. You're going to get me I trouble here."

5 minutes later....."Never mind you're worth the risk."
 
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