Ode on a man named ann

Clown - Emeli Sandé


I'd be smiling if I wasn't so desperate
I'd be patient if I had the time
I could stop and answer all of your questions
As soon as I find out
How I can move from the back of the line

I'll be your clown
Behind the glass
Go 'head and laugh
'Cause it's funny
I would too if I saw me
I'll be your clown
On your favorite channel
My life's a circus, circus
Round in circle
I'm selling out tonight


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Homegrown Tomatoes

Ain't nothin' in the world that I like better
Than bacon & lettuce & homegrown tomatoes
Up in the mornin' out in the garden
Get you a ripe one don't get a hard one


Plant `em in the spring eat `em in the summer
All winter with out `em's a culinary bummer
I forget all about the sweatin' & diggin'
Every time I go out & pick me a big'n

Homegrown tomatoes, homegrown tomatoes
What'd life be without homegrown tomatoes
Only two things that money can't buy
That's true love & homegrown tomatoes

You can go out to eat & that's for sure
But it's nothin' a homegrown tomato won't cure
Put `em in a salad, put `em in a stew
You can make your very own tomato juice

Eat `em with eggs, eat `em with gravy
Eat `em with beans, pinto or navy
Put `em on the side put `em in the middle
Put a homegrown tomato on a hotcake griddle

If I's to change this life I lead
I'd be Johnny Tomato Seed
`Cause I know what this country needs
Homegrown tomatoes in every yard you see

When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cemetary
Out in the garden would be much better
I could be pushin' up homegrown tomatoes
 

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You don’t have the faintest idea about how you come across, do you?

A gross 50 something online stalker with a Peter Pan complex.

Whose very rare (since he avoids them at all costs) contributions to debates are
conceited
yet emotional, flowery, gay-ified reiterations of things that everybody knows
-- the equivalent of brain farts.
 
You don’t have the faintest idea about how you come across, do you?

A gross 50 something online stalker with a Peter Pan complex.

Whose very rare (since he avoids them at all costs) contributions to debates are
conceited
yet emotional, flowery, gay-ified reiterations of things that everybody knows
-- the equivalent of brain farts.

If you've got Emerson on iggy, how come you can see this thread? :confused:
 
If you've got Emerson on iggy, how come you can see this thread? :confused:

I'm not permanently logged in, Einstein.
I see All thread titles before I do.

I don't need to read his poisonous crap when I had a bad day.
 
If you've got Emerson on iggy, how come you can see this thread? :confused:

The fella has been following me around for over three years now.
Even came back after Laurel banned him, like a bad smell.


I'am an attention whore, Einstein.
The most pollular one on Lit.

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I’ve been doing this crap for over three years now, and play the victim whenever I had a bad day.
 
The Great Pretender - The Platters


Oh-oh, yes I'm the great pretender
Pretending that I'm doing well
My need is such I pretend too much
I'm lonely but no one can tell

Oh-oh, yes I'm the great pretender
Adrift in a world of my own
I've played the game but to my real shame
You've left me to grieve all alone

Too real is this feeling of make-believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

Yes, I'm the great pretender
Just laughin' and gay like a clown
I seem to be what I'm not, you see
I'm wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that you're still around

Too real is this feeling of make-believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

Yes, I'm the great pretender
Just laughin' and gay like a clown
I seem to be what I'm not, you see
I'm wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that you're still around



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Rory - Foxing


I wrote you a letter
Asked your best friend to send it
But took to the sea before you could have read it
Retreated to snowcapped waters of the unknown
Extracted my heart while it was still beating
But glowing and red
And I swear that sweat would
Envelop your arms if you broke down and held it

I swear I'm a good man
So why don't you love me back? :)


Instead of twisting up words you just sat there in silence
In wind burnt homes sighing rays from a sunset
And all I could hear was the sound of the wasp nest
My head made a home for the hum of the insects
But my hands shake and shudder at the mention
Of half hearted reasons why we'll only be friends

I swear I'm a good man
So why don't you love me back?



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Bitty Boppy Betty - Pink Martini


Bitty boppy Betty, bitty boppy Betty, bitty boppy Betty booboo,
On weekends she's your honey, then comes Monday, and that'll be sir to you.

Bitty boppy Betty, better known as Billy, he's the up and coming local DA
A fearless crime fighter, political insider, sure to be mayor one day
But after work on fridays, off comes his necktie, and on come her diamonds and pearls
You better get ready, cause now Billy's Betty, everybody's favorite girl.

In the belly of the city, that's where you'll find Betty, Friday to Sunday night
Is she working under cover, or just a fun mother, either way that's alright.
Bitty boppy Betty, what a bouncing beauty, so sophisticated and refined
She's a boy who doesn't show it, and though the guys all know it, none of them seem to mind

When Betty starts a boppin, the joint starts a hoppin, she can twist and dance the whole night through
You really can't ignore here, and if you don't adore her, there might be something wrong with you.

On Mondays bright and early, Betty's back to Billy, working hard on behalf of our town,
Upholding law and order, talking to reporters, and keeping us safe and sound
If there's a moral to this ditty, it's not to judge Betty, Billy or anyone,
cause life's a lot richer with a healthy mixture, not to mention lots more fun! :)



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Don't put Bert/Ann/TalkRadio on ignore yet! Give her a chance - she made it almost the whole weekend between her farewell post and new Alt resurrection (and started accusing others of being alts).

Wait, put it on ignore. Maybe it will go away.

He's famous for his "pity me" farewell posts. He has already made a few.:)
 
He's famous for his "pity me" farewell posts. He has already made a few.:)

I think you should take another fake sabbatical, complete with a post by post countdown until your fake sabbatical that everyone will once again ignore. Then you can welcome yourself "back" because no one will, just like last time.

Maybe time your "return" so that it coincides with you awarding yourself a 17 years of Excellence banner.
 
I think you should take another fake sabbatical, complete with a post by post countdown until your fake sabbatical that everyone will once again ignore. Then you can welcome yourself "back" because no one will, just like last time.

Maybe time your "return" so that it coincides with you awarding yourself a 17 years of Excellence banner.

Most addicted people will try and fail to break their addiction before they succeed.
 
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