I'll just put this here and let you run with it

A man attending a Star Trek convention is seduced (maybe raped?) by a shemale in a Borg costume. Let's call the story "Resistance is Futa"

* I am Flatulus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Pull my finger.
* I am Homer of Borg. You will be assim... ooh, donuts!
* I am Dyslexian of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.
* "Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore was assimilated.

I used to have a zillion of such taglines.

In your scenario, Max (in Klingon uniform) encounters the cute shemale. "I am Dyslexia of Borg," s/he croons, "your ass will be laminated," and fondles his crotch. "Damn right," Max says, slugging down his roofie-laced spritzer. Later, in his room, Max awakens with a sore butt and a bitcoin certificate on his pillow.