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If someone will come to my place and fold and put away my laundry tonight. I don't feel like it.
What would you do for a klondike bar?
If someone will come to my place and fold and put away my laundry tonight. I don't feel like it.
What would you do for a klondike bar?
Can't wait for the FermLukJezz sammich?
Hey - Don't be volunteering me for threesomes with my friends.
Dayum girl.
Now this is a thread.
lol
Can't wait for the FermLukJezz sammich?
I like doing laundry. Can I try on your clothes?
I'll trade you running the vac for folding laundry <hopeful look>
Hey - Don't be volunteering me for threesomes with my friends.
Ya autta have a twosome before planning extra curricular activities, yeah?
Phone sex doesn't count.
Can I borrow your fishnets?
You have obviously never had phonesex with me.
I knew that was his idea!!! Are you thinking what I am thinking?
*searches under pile of 'stuff' for jetpack*
I'll fold laundry for a Klondike Bar. As long as whatever that particular perversion or position is does not entail any of my openings being penetrated.
They're packed. You know it's legging and boot season for me now.
I wore the new black boots today, btw. LOVE them.
I have a HUUUUUUUUGGEEEEE calling card.
Um, why do the men we talk to keep trying to get us in threesomes?????? They might back out if they thought it was gonna be a foursome.
I have a HUUUUUUUUGGEEEEE calling card.
Pix or it didn't happen...I wore new black boots today too, rhinos. Steel toed boots.
I doubt it, they seem, adventurous!
You have obviously never had phonesex with me.
I would like to give you points for creativity but that hurts my eyes.
It's oughtta.
Hey, asshat! I'm posting in here too!
*insert my jezzilee patented type gigglesnort here*
Lol, my boots aren't quite that sturdy. But when I dress up for work Monday I'll try to snap a pic. I also got two new sweater dresses (because that is the other staple of my wardrobe during the fall and winter).
Yes, I am sure you get to dress way nicer than I during the week, but I clean up good on the weekends!
Yes, I heard far more about a toilet seat today than I really should....quite adventurous.
I don't do household chores.
Hey, asshat! I'm posting in here too!
Lol, my boots aren't quite that sturdy. But when I dress up for work Monday I'll try to snap a pic. I also got two new sweater dresses (because that is the other staple of my wardrobe during the fall and winter).
Yes, I heard far more about a toilet seat today than I really should....quite adventurous.
WHY?
First of all, I you like no other.... second read my pink up top...
Also, another answer to the why and threesomes? They have a deathwish?
Isn't a sweater dress just a hoodie wrapped upside down around your waist to hide your butt?
/highschoolstyle