13Fantasies
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Only eats Happy Meals
Post baseless lies about the person above you
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Only eats Happy Meals
emsway
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A one-time heir to a pizza empire who is serving time for tax evasion. While being led away in handcuffs he yelled out, "Let them eat calzones!"
coachdb18
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Thought she was buying footie socks, then found out they were footie socks for Shaquille O'Neal!
adrina
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She can eat wood
BlackCaramelCreme
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Originally was going to use an apple for the avatar.
13Fantasies
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Her favorite flavor is actually vanilla
Performed nude in CATS.
Emsway, shhh on ratting me out!
walkingeagle
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Actually only has 7 fantasies--
hot_hunny_bunny
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He's actually a dentist not a walking eagle
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ashik09
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Told a young Kanye West that he needed more self-confidence.
MattWolf
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She has a collection of over 10,000 smurfs.
hot_hunny_bunny
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He made my coffee this morning
johnnieblue44
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Texts me at all hours of the day and night with salacious promises of intercontinental sex romps
hot_hunny_bunny
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Keeps taking selfies of his cock with my phone
hairball18
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She likes rabbit stew.
13Fantasies
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Eats one potato chip only from each bag
adrina
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coachdb18
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She actually wanted to be a Lieutenant, because being a Captain seemed pretentious
johnnieblue44
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Sends me PM after PM professing her unquenched desire to do unspeakably naughty things to me.
She'll deny this, of course.
adrina
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Think "leggo my eggo" is a call to arms.
Only publicly.
Believes his own inane ramblings of grandeur.
Mac380
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Think "leggo my eggo" is a call to arms.
Only publicly.
Believes his own inane ramblings of grandeur.
Keeps the bows from her Christmas presents to use as chokers.
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Loves a spring morning more than anal.
bigcpl4fun
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Tried to put herself through college as a waitress, but quit because customers kept asking if she was on the menu...
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He's a blood relative of 3 US presidents!
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