The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Handley_Page said:

and it moves to Lancashire for the Hotpot.


I put in a Cheese Sandwich; made with real Cheddar

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get le cordon bleu, version anglais.

Je depot une raclette...

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Handley_Page said:

and you get a puzzle d frown and a mutilated English-French dictionary.


I put in a Pentode valve

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Noor said:

and you get chain mail

I put in 2 nose valves

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Handley_Page said:

but the horse does not like them.


I put in a bag of feed

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stickygirl said:

and you get your oats

I put in a trampoline

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Tio_Narratore said:

and a bouncer escorts you out.

I put in a 1950s Havana night club...

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Handley_Page said:

and see the Boss taken away after loosing at the table.


I put in a Gordon Lightfoot album from 1968

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get an iron horse trilogy.

I put in the bookstore clerk who corrected my pronounciation to /try-LOG-ee/...

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SailorJerry said:

And you get a desperate single woman with 5 cats.

I put in an online dating site membership.

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stickygirl said:

...and you get a string of psychos and broken dreams ... and cats

I put in a psychologists notepad

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Handley_Page said:

the writing thereon is in 'Foreign'


I put in a BNC [f] - SMA [f] coax adaptor

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stickygirl said:

and you plug yourself in

I put in canting keel

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cocput said:

and you get a gust of wind.

I put in my broken pendrive

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Tio_Narratore said:

and Lancelot and Elaine ask Arthur to fix it.

I put in a Griffon and a minor canon...

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Handley_Page said:

but the Griffon wanders off back to the jungle while the canon preaches long sermons.


I put in a "A Guide to the Shorter Sermon" by J Smithson Owlsworth.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you learn that no sermon can ever be short enough.

I put in the Bee Man of Orme...

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stickygirl said:

and he married a woman with a waspy waist

I put in a Viking raiding party and the Venerable Bede

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Handley_Page said:

and the party goes on all night. . . . .



I put in a hurricane lamp

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Tio_Narratore said:

and the hurricane thanks you for lighting the way.

I put in a visit from el Nino...

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stickygirl said:

and I just add some baths salts and r-e-l-a-x

I put in the Titanic and a radar set

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Tio_Narratore said:

and the time police charge you with dyschronic behaviour.

I put in a history course for all those people who have just discovered that "Titanic" wasn't just a movie...

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stickygirl said:

but they'd be too stupid to find the classroom

I put in a hairy ball and slow comfortable screw

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get twenty knots, but they're all in your vas deferens.

I put in a road not taken...

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Handley_Page said:

and thus not maintained.


I put in a Road Roller

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