How To Kill A Date In Four Words...

I dated your Mom.

Tie me up, now! (first date, and true)

You get the check.

Put out or walk.

And this won't fit into four words, but once deciding which of two girls travelling together I was interested in getting to know better , when one said, "Boy, Glenn Close in 'Fatal Attraction'. Did you really feel for her?" the decision was made.
 
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