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Old 07-25-2014, 04:16 PM   #2151
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Welcome to the fake contest, fake award, and fake list thread sponsored by a fake association of one.

For information on the real contest about to start, go here: The Official Author's Hangout 2014 Summer Lovin' Contest Support Thread
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Old 07-25-2014, 06:39 PM   #2152
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the silly little man and his even sillier ALT... gawd how many does he have now?

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Ahhh school days! Were you a cheerleader? Prancing in front of the crowd waving your pompoms…
Or did you ever fuck a cheerleader? She giving it up to you after you’d won the big game.

ATTENTION LITEROTICANS: If you are submitting your contest story through the LITEROTICA portal please remember that on that site all characters engaged in sexual acts must be at least 18 years of age. Past site rulings can be interpreted as follows: High School seniors are generally acceptable but juniors, sophomores and freshmen aren’t.


coach said he wasn’t happy with my stick handling at the field hockey practice …
he said a little extra practice will make me a perfect...
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Old 07-25-2014, 06:43 PM   #2153
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Welcome to the fake contest, fake award, and fake list thread sponsored by a fake association of one.

For information on the real contest about to start, go here: The Official Author's Hangout 2014 Summer Lovin' Contest Support Thread
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Old 07-25-2014, 08:21 PM   #2154
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A.I.R. is a fake association.

scouries and scouriesworld are one and the same person.

Don't be stupid to participate in this fake contest.
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Old 07-26-2014, 10:20 AM   #2155
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she was teaching third form French when this picture was taken…
26 years old and married…
it was the last thing I ever would have imagined when I walked into her class that first day of school…
that I’d end up in her bed …mind you ever guy in the class wanted her…
but somehow, by thanksgiving it did happen…
and no one in the class ever knew…
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Old 07-26-2014, 10:27 AM   #2156
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Fake associations and fake contests - These words sum up this thread.

He'll rip off your work and give himself (Yes, he!) the credit.

You have been warned...
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Old 07-27-2014, 12:54 AM   #2157
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Okay, my story is nearly done. Just need a final proofread.

Where do I submit it for the contest? I really want to win that Cadillac.
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Old 07-27-2014, 01:14 AM   #2158
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Fake associations and fake contests - These words sum up this thread.

He'll rip off your work and give himself (Yes, he!) the credit.

You have been warned...
I don't believe Scummies can actually do that. What he does is claim that a lot of stories are entered in this bogus contest and act as if it were real. It isn't. No prizes are ever given out and he's just pretending to be something he isn't. If you want to avoid his bullshit, have a minor character in your story named Pauletta. For some reason, he has a grudge against this name and will leave ou alone.
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Old 07-27-2014, 01:52 AM   #2159
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I won't name any female Pauletta just because he despises it.
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Old 07-27-2014, 01:59 AM   #2160
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I won't name any female Pauletta just because he despises it.
It wouldn't have to be a female. The specific person who raises his ire is a drag queen named Pauletta.
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Old 07-27-2014, 02:30 AM   #2161
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It wouldn't have to be a female. The specific person who raises his ire is a frag queen named Pauletta.
Just makes me want to write a LW story featuring a wimpy husband named Jim r Scouries getting dumped by Pauletta
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Old 07-27-2014, 10:33 AM   #2162
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Dear motherlover: Thanks for your question…
You can begin submitting your stories starting August 15th
The winners will be announced on or around September 15th

- Every story that meets the contest rules (see rules post above) and is submitted to LITEROTICA during the contest period will be automatically entered into the A.I.R. contest. No special submission form must be filled out. We believe in inclusivity!


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ATTENTION LITEROTICANS: If you are submitting your contest story through the LITEROTICA portal please remember that on that site all characters engaged in sexual acts must be at least 18 years of age. Past site rulings can be interpreted as follows: High School seniors are generally acceptable but juniors, sophomores and freshmen aren’t.


these young teenyboppers can be so easy if you know what you’re doing…
they cum into your class and giggle among themselves as they flash their panties at you…
but what do they really know? Who’ve they ever been with?
pimply faced teenagers that’s who!
so you simply choose a couple at the start of every year…
take your time… remember you’ve got the whole school year to get them into your bed…
they’ll remember you for the rest of their lives… their first real man!
It’s almost as though I’m performing a community service preparing these girls…
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Old 07-27-2014, 10:53 AM   #2163
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Fake Association Alert!!!!

This is a fake contest with fake associations and fake awards.

Beware of these nutbags that will hog onto your story and credit themselves in the process!!!
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spare the rod and spoil the child!
isn’t that what they say?
you can’t fool around these days…
they will walk all over you if you don’t let them know from the first day of school…
on day one you pick the trouble maker…the leader…
show her and the whole classs who is going to be the boss…
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Attention!!!

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This is a fake contest with fake associations and fake awards.

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