The Official Author's Hangout Valentine's Day 2013 Contest Support Thread

Congratulations to the winners.

Did anyone notice that the General Board's collaborative opus (as GB Jizz) performed surprisingly well?

As one of the contributors I was surprised that the pile of crap was rated so highly.
 
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Congratulations to the winners.

Did anyone notice that the General Board's collaborative opus (as GB Jizz) performed surprisingly well?

As one of the contributors I was surprised that the pile of crap was rated so highly.

27 people in the GB and 30,000 alts. You do the math. :D
 
Congrats to the winners.
Perhaps someone can help me understand the final of Sun's fine charts. If it's votes divided by views, than how can anyone have more than 100? People can't vote without viewing, right? According to Sun's charts, I had 392 votes with 21,633 views - which means to me, 1.81% of viewers, voted.

It's not a percentage. In your case:

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13 The Girl, the Cumslut & the Tranny  Transsexuals &…  4.66    392     21,633

You had 21,633 views and of those viewers 392 voted.

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 61 The Girl, the Cumslut & the Tranny  Transsexuals &… BuckyDuckman    55.19

Divide 21633 / 392 and you get 55.19.

So, just one in every 55 people who viewed your story, voted on it.

Your figure of 1.81% is the inverse of that.

Divide 392 / 21633 (and multiply by 100) and you get 1.81.

The percentage might be a more useful metric, because that would switch the order of the table around.
 
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Stories in percent of viewers who voted order

I redid that last table in percentage of views to votes, which makes the most voted-upon stories go to the top of the list rather than the bottom.

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Rnk Title                               Category        Author               Score   Votes
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  1 That Damned Valentine's Day Card    Loving Wives    Tx Tall Tales         4.21   3.87%
  2 Don't Wait for Me                   Romance         BenLong               4.83   3.51%
  3 How to Feng Shui Your Way into Love Romance         GirlintheMoon         4.65   3.40%
  4 The Senior Center                   Non-Erotic      DG Hear               4.84   3.23%
  5 Stupid Cupid                        Sci-Fi & Fanta… stubborn_dreamer      4.87   3.13%
  6 Right Under His Nose                Romance         BrettJ                4.56   3.03%
  7 The EPT Test                        Loving Wives    DG Hear               4.16   2.57%
  8 It Didn't Work Out                  Loving Wives    DG Hear               4.10   2.58%
  9 Impact on the Heart                 Novels and Nov… MSTarot               4.78   2.54%
 10 The Luckiest Man in the World       Loving Wives    Tx Tall Tales         4.54   2.54%
 11 Tigger's Perfect Valentine          Gay Male        roughboy18            4.58   2.41%
 12 I Hate You, Maybe                   Romance         GirlintheMoon         4.52   2.23%
 13 The Prince of Valentinium           Romance         TheScarletSiren       4.43   2.17%
 14 A Friend For Life                   First Time      luvthedesserts        4.75   1.88%
 15 Words with Friends with Benefits    Romance         Ironiclaconic         4.80   1.84%
 16 The Girl, the Cumslut & the Tranny  Transsexuals &… BuckyDuckman          4.66   1.79%
 17 Older Sister's Sex Toys             Incest/Taboo    HeyAll                4.61   1.77%
 18 Serendipity                         Romance         silkstockingslover    4.67   1.71%
 19 Life Doesn't Seem Fair              Incest/Taboo    DG Hear               4.31   1.69%
 20 The Day After                       Romance         pandybear311          4.28   1.68%
 21 Late Valentine                      Lesbian Sex     Alex the Cat          4.82   1.64%
 22 A Soldier's Love                    Erotic Horror   TinyBeth              4.63   1.61%
 23 Charlie's Law                       Erotic Couplin… HenryGatewood         4.70   1.58%
 24 Kissing the Ghost                   NonHuman        glynndah              4.55   1.56%
 25 Every Night                         Romance         luvthedesserts        4.45   1.54%
 26 An Unlikely Valentine               First Time      tk5555                4.57   1.51%
 27 Out of the Fire                     Gay Male        Transverse            4.44   1.44%
 28 The Void of Forget Me Not           Sci-Fi & Fanta… James Cody            4.24   1.31%
 29 Homeless Heart                      Erotic Couplin… sr71plt               4.62   1.27%
 30 Romantic Valentine's Day            Romance         SarahLove             4.00   1.28%
 31 Jack in the Cast                    Erotic Couplin… laffalot              4.28   1.23%
 32 Valentine's Day Divorce             Loving Wives    msgrant67             3.26   1.20%
 33 A Hard Valentine's Day              Incest/Taboo    ponyfitness           4.68   1.15%
 34 It's Her Day                        Erotic Couplin… Cndrlla69             4.28   1.15%
 35 A Sibling Love Story                Incest/Taboo    silkstockingslover    4.66   1.14%
 36 Blindside                           Incest/Taboo    loquere               4.09   1.14%
 37 Pleasure & Taboo                    Incest/Taboo    HeyAll                4.54   1.11%
 38 More Than Friends                   Erotic Couplin… RedMonkeyButt         4.26   1.09%
 39 One Long Seductive Night            Erotic Couplin… RedHairedandFriendly  4.36   1.08%
 40 Lower Than the Heart                Gay Male        sr71plt               4.58   1.06%
 41 A Valentine's Day to Re'Member'!    Romance         gb_jizz               4.47   1.06%
 42 Groucho's Valentine                 Humor & Satire  hoo_hoo_boo           3.89   1.06%
 43 Beep, Bang, Boom                    Erotic Couplin… carlieplum            4.02   1.04%
 44 Anal Professor                      Anal            chocolatecookie3      3.95   1.00%
 45 My Russian Valentine                Novels and Nov… geronimo_appleby      4.75   0.97%
 46 N-Day on V-Day                      Romance         YDB95                 4.27   0.98%
 47 Just Desserts                       Mature          randibyrnes           4.57   0.95%
 48 Mother, Sister, MIL, SIL & Lottery  Incest/Taboo    SusanJillParker       4.31   0.94%
 49 A Special Valentine Cherry -Lesbian Text With Audio theravenfox           4.78   0.90%
 50 Falling For Mr. Handsome            Fetish          nicerack              4.47   0.90%
 51 The Tigress and the Panther         Erotic Couplin… Sweetslk88            4.26   0.88%
 52 Our Secret                          Incest/Taboo    Schaka                4.23   0.86%
 53 Secret Admirer                      NonConsent/Rel… chocolatecookie3      4.23   0.83%
 54 A Visit From 'Boyfriends Past'      Group Sex       JosephWrites          4.40   0.82%
 55 Warren Baker's Valentine            First Time      geronimo_appleby      4.60   0.81%
 56 An Ass for Valentine's              Anal            JagFarlane            4.18   0.80%
 57 Bubbles Redux                       Romance         MagicFingers          4.25   0.79%
 58 Stepdaughter's Valentine's Treat    Incest/Taboo    sirhugs               4.46   0.73%
 59 Truffles and Silk Ties              Erotic Couplin… Neonurotic            4.28   0.73%
 60 Welcome Home                        Romance         RjThoughts            4.20   0.73%
 61 Valentine's Celebration             Loving Wives    HottieKatie           4.04   0.73%
 62 Son of War                          Sci-Fi & Fanta… OctavianEarth         4.54   0.72%
 63 Cupid's Arrow                       Erotic Couplin… ijjackson92           4.25   0.71%
 64 Valentine's Day at Wunderclub       Exhibitionist … sagethorns            4.41   0.69%
 65 Oops                                BDSM            sweet_lusciousdesire  4.17   0.67%
 66 Erin's Hallmark Card                Erotic Couplin… DeeZire               3.87   0.66%
 67 Colorstruck                         Erotic Couplin… carl420               3.22   0.65%
 68 Not Your Valentine                  NonConsent/Rel… MichaelWest           4.20   0.64%
 69 Jack Valentine's Love Hearts        Erotic Couplin… Cleophila             4.19   0.63%
 70 Horny Valentine                     Erotic Couplin… sexnovella            3.80   0.60%
 71 What Bill and Kate Want...          Loving Wives    xelliebabex           4.37   0.58%
 72 Deep in the Heart of Texas          Exhibitionist … CocoPhoenix13         4.28   0.58%
 73 My Slutty Valentine                 Romance         Totzman               3.55   0.48%
 74 Obsession                           Anal            sweet_lusciousdesire  4.04   0.45%
 75 Homecoming                          Romance         qingming              3.76   0.45%
 76 Cupid's Workshop                    Illustrated     Jasmynn_Brown         4.38   0.43%
 77 Hot Tea and Handcuffs               BDSM            sexnovella            3.28   0.38%
 78 Valentine's Day                     Group Sex       Sinara                3.96   0.33%
 79 A Rimming Valentine                 Anal            celesteandjim         3.66   0.32%
 
Thanks for the update SSS.

I knew that my story was weird, with over 1000 votes on a little over 40K reads. I guess I pissed off even more people than I thought. If I didn't have a lot of loyal fans, who knows how low my score might have slipped.

Good company though, in the 3%+ group.

Guess it's time to get back to completing the ongoing series before even thinking about Earth Day.
 
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Thank you boxy for sparing our readers the tiresome and odious pauletta.
 
I don't care how many times you post your list of fake winners in a fake contest, they are still fake.

Go play somewhere else. No one around here cares.
 
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